(Closed) My vaganus and me: An update to my gruesome birth story

posted 6 years ago in Babies
Post # 62
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

Post # 63
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

Normally I steer clear of the baby/pregnancy stuff because I’m not interested in that ever, but you are just so hilarious that I had to read this. WOW. Hahaha I giggled under my breath the entire time, and I love how you plan to tease your daughter with this. You’ll be a fun mom! 

Post # 64
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Holy Jeebus, I’m glad you are okay. The rest of you who read through the whole thing are much braver than I. 

Edit: I removed a comment that may have come across as rude and that was not my intention. Sorry!

 

Post # 65
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

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@iarebridezilla:  Eyes wide open is right!  I feel like it’s kind of how people often don’t talk about m/c… obviously it’s a sensitive topic, but the result is that most people have no clue how common they really are.  I certainly didn’t until I started reading the preggo boards on the Bee!  And, now I know about lots of other things that can happen.  Like a vaganus.   Tongue Out

Post # 66
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

Glad to hear you’re all better! I was going to ask if you were planning on telling your daughter, my mom had the same experience with my brother and she just vaguely alludes to what he did! Haha, it scares him

Post # 67
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - An amazing non-profit retreat

You’re amazing, OP. Can we please have a picture of the baby now to dull the memory of what we just read?

 

PS. I’m with the others, lazy bang is glorious. I am telling my husband this one.

Post # 69
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

Oh my god, I’m afraid. 

Kudos to you for your amazing attitude! 

Post # 70
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

I read your birth story when I wasn’t even married yet. I am an RN and have seen some crazy ass things, but nothing like your story. Now that DH and I are TTC, I am terrified. Lol.

Post # 72
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Good heavens, you crack me up.  Sounds like one hell of an experience but your outlook and re telling of the whole situation is absolutely hysterical.  All joking aside, sorry about the tearing.  The butt is serious business and there is nothing in the world quite like being terrified of accidently shitting oneself in public because you thought you could let out a silent fart.  Or being terrefied to poop.  Glad all is well now.

 

and I’m with your mom on this one…an elective c-section all the way for future babies. One experience healing a vaganus would be one too many for me.

Post # 73
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - An amazing non-profit retreat

I really hope you’re writing a book about parenthood because it would sell out and you would have your own talk show, you are so entertaining!

Gotta ask, did your husband ever give it to you up the butt and if so, would those days be gone forever or does it eventually completely heal? Are you even “allowed” to go for another vaginal birth?

Post # 75
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

I am more afraid of childbirth than anything and holy shit your story has scared me even more. Congratulations on your gorgeous baby. I want an elective C section when I eventually (loooong way off) have kids!

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