(Closed) Name game: what are the most insane and hilarious names you can think up?

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 31
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Helper bee
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iarebridezilla:  Sid is short for Sidewinder- his mother thought his father was a snake after he ran off!

How about Lee?

Post # 32
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Blushing bee
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wvlefty:  hahahah i almost choked.<br /><br />

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iarebridezilla:  Sid is actually spelled cid for 2 reasons, one is because when they conceived, they were on acid and the other reason is its short for “lucid” Because they think its all a dream and are still expecting to wake up

Post # 33
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Blushing bee
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im always too slow hahaha

Post # 34
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Blushing bee
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Jay?

Post # 35
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DewB59:  Jay is short for J-Date, which is where his parents met.

How about Lou?

Post # 36
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DewB59:  When his grandmother caught his mother and father creating him, she screamed, “Put some clothes on- you’re naked as a Jaybird!” 

Still nothing for Lee?

Post # 37
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LadyBear:  Well… we both answered for Jay!

Lou… she’s a sweet gal, named for the great state of Louisiana.  That’s where her momma’s tourbus broke down and she met Lou’s pop!

Still waiting on Lee… lol

Post # 38
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DewB59:  haha you’re quite gifted at this game! You should consider going pro!

And are we sure Phil isn’t short for Filibuster? Because it might be. It might.

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wvlefty:  Lee is short for Seriously, because when his mom first peed on that stick it was like “I’m pregnant.” “Seriously?” “Seriously.” “No, SERIOUSLY??!” “YES SERIOUSLY!” And that went on for quite a while and the name just stuck.

Post # 39
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Blushing bee
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well Little Lee is short for Dastardly because he reminds his mother of his father lmao.. best i got

Post # 40
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Do we dare attempt Dick?

Post # 41
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iarebridezilla:  Dick could be Lee’s cousin… instead of asking seriously, his mom said it was RIDICULOUS! 

I’m afraid the real reason though is that Dick’s mother wanted to name him after Stalin or Hitler- she wanted her own little Dictator!

His friend Ken’s name is  a mystery though…

Post # 42
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Blushing bee
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I am not touching “dick” with a ten foot cyber pole lmao..i think ive oozed enough sexuality and inuendo on this thread…;) i will humbly pass dick on…

Post # 43
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Blushing bee
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not so much a mystery, i would think its obvious that Ken is short for “kenwegetthisoverwith” his parents just chose a more traditional spelling….but im not sure about matt?

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Sugar bee
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Ken short for Hadouken cause who doesn’t like street fighter? Uhm Lou?

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DewB59:  If Dick can be short for Richard, then who’s to say it can’t also be short for Stegosaurus??! See, no need to venture into the darker reaches of your mind for that one, ya sicko!

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