(Closed) Need a little sunshine!

posted 7 years ago in TTC
Post # 3
618 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

I don’t have any thing to say except that I’m sending you hugs and prayers your way!!!! I wish I could be really witty right now, but it’s not coming.


Post # 4
5496 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2010

Big (((HUGS)))! So sorry you are having a rough day. I’ve been there and totally understand! Last year during my miscarriage, I had to sit next to two pregnant women at work for a 2 day meeting. I got stuck sitting right next to both of them. It was all I could do not to break down crying. I know how hard it is. I’m so sorry you are going through this. I hope you can sit far away from her tonight. Hang in there and I hope you have a much better day tomorrow!!

Post # 5
643 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2009

@2PeasinaPod: Oh sweetie!!! I can’t imagine how rough this is for you, especially with your first due date approaching. One of the best things for me when I was going through something similar is to give myself one evening of a pity party. I’d be sad, I’d cry, I’d vent. I’d eat ice cream. And then at the end of it all, I would sit down and right down all of the amazing things in my life and all of the things for which I was thankful. That allowed me to go to bed on a positive note, and allowed me to wake up thinking about the happy things, even though I was still sad and discouraged.

I wish I could give you a big hug!!!

Post # 6
1542 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

HUGS sweetie.. and smile a bit.

Post # 7
870 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

I read this awhile back and it made me feel a lot better about my life. It has nothing really to do with your situation but it’s funny.

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know. 

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. 

 A man answered, saying “Hello.” 

I politely said, “This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?”   

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear “Get the right f***ing number!” and the phone was slammed down on me. 

I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. 

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.  When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled “You’re an asshole!” and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ‘asshole’ next to it,
and put it in my desk drawer. 

Every couple of weeks, when I’m paying bills or had a really bad day,  I’d call him up and yell, “You’re an asshole!” 

It always cheered me up. 

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic “asshole calling” would have to stop. 

So, I called his number and said, “Hi, this is John Smith from Verizon.  I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?” 

He yelled “NO!” and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re an asshole!” 

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.  Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a “For Sale” sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the number. 

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I’d better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, “Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?”

“Yes, it is”, he said.

“Can you tell me where I can see it?” I asked.

“Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It’s a yellow house, and the car’s parked right out in front.”

 “What’s your name?” I asked.

“My name is Don Hansen,” he said.

“When’s a good time to catch you, Don?”

“I’m home every evening after five.”

“Listen, Don, can I tell you something?”


“Don, you’re an asshole!” Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. 

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. 

“Hello.” “You’re an asshole!” (But I didn’t hang up.) 

Are you still there?” he asked. 

“Yeah,” I said. 

“Stop calling me,” he screamed. 

“Make me,” I said. 

“Who are you?” he asked. 

“My name is Don Hansen.”

“Yeah? Where do you live?” 

“Asshole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front.”

He said, “I’m coming over right now, Don.  And you had better start saying your prayers.”

I said, “Yeah, like I’m really scared, asshole,” and hung up. 

Then I called Asshole #2.

“Hello?” he said. “Hello, asshole,” I said.

He yelled, “If I ever find out who you are…” “You’ll what?” I said.

“I’ll kick your ass,” he exclaimed.

I answered, “Well, asshole, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.” 

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. 

 Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down on Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse. 

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew. 

NOW I feel much better. 

Anger management really works…

Post # 9
2538 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2009

This is my absolute favorite cat pic.

I hope you feel better soon!  I bet now is super rough and I can’t imagine sitting next to a pregnant girl.  It might actually kill me.  Don’t be afraid to cry it out!

Post # 10
1089 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

I had this as my background on my computer for the longest time. I just thought it was the cutest thing!!!

@bride21: Your story there made me laugh out loud at my desk! That was awesome!

Post # 12
870 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

I’m glad everyone enjoyed it! I couldn’t help but post it and hope to make at least one person laugh. lol

@2PeasinaPod: Are you feeling any better?

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