(Closed) Never ever under any circumstances….

posted 7 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

Omg OUCH! Never ever slam down a plate on the counter because you are really upset….it WILL shatter! (That just happened 20 mins ago)

Post # 4
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Helper bee

Oh no that’s the worst!

I once put on conditioner instead of lotion..had to jumb back in the shower and rinse off

Post # 5
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Sugar bee

@Corilee13: OMG that sounds terrible. What did you do to stop the burning? I just posted in another thread about stabbing myself in the face with a fork and missing my mouth… in public.

Post # 6
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

Oh I’ve got you beat! Darling Husband and I were cooking and he was cutting jalapenos and then decided to have sexy time. He stuck his hand down my shorts and starting rubbing my lady parts. It started to get hot and then it felt like it was on fire. I ended up putting myself under the tub faucet. I got a rash and everything. It was awful.

Those damn peppers! 

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

@mwitter80: Oh. my. gosh. that’s a whole new definition for “hot sex” – ouch!

 

But yeah, rinsing without soap does no good with jalapenos too. When I was a baby – just learning to talk – my dad was spooning jalapenos out onto his food. It was ice cream time for baby, apparently – so he rinsed the spoon and gave it to me to eat with. I started screaming “hot! HOT!” and my parents kept saying “no, baby, it’s COLD – ice cream is COLD…” until my mom realized which spoon I’d been given. I was a smart little baby, I tell ya.

 

 

Post # 9
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

Don’t accidentally use an Icy Hot stick as deodorant.

Especially when you’ve just knicked yourself shaving.

Post # 10
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Honey bee

I did that recently and had to wear new contacts… two days later.

Post # 12
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Busy bee

to make you feel better I was making chili shortly after SO and I started dating and he loved scipy food so I was adding habanero peppers to it. I washed my hands several times thinking I was good well then I needed to use the bathroom and well you can guess what happened from there, having a pepper burn down there was no fun. Now if I am using hot peppers I use those gloves that they have in restaurants or put a baggie on my hand

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

@mwitter80: HO. LEE. SHIT.  I would have been screaming bloody murder.

Post # 14
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

@mightywombat: oh I was. I literally didn’t even take my shirt off. I just dropped bottoms and threw myself into the bathtub. We were laughing however at the same time because it was kind of funny.

Post # 15
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Busy bee

@mwitter80: what I had to do was soak a paper towel in milk and lay on the bed with it over my “area” yeah that was real fun SO still laughs about it whenever we have hot peppers.

Post # 16
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Buzzing bee

I got hair dye in my eye today. I had my contacts in so it wasn’t *too* bad but it still burned.

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