(Closed) No, I’m Not Pregnant!

posted 8 years ago in Babies
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

I called my sister to tell her I had some exciting news, and that is what she thought too.

LOL.  What I was really calling to tell her….I finally figured our how to curl my hair with a straightener.  Exciting stuff, right.

Post # 4
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

I called everyone in my family to tell them we have great news.

Me:  No, we’re not pregnant… but we’re buying our dream house!

Them:  Oh.

Baaah, totally understand!  🙂

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

LOL at both of you!!! I still can’t figure out how to curl my hair with a straightener!!! How frustrating.

Post # 6
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Hahaha! Because they love you and want you to reproduce! lol.

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

haha sorry. funny though, and yay about the cruise!

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

This week we had to pick up some prescriptions from Target and the women, as in about 45, said O I thought you were buying a pregnancy test. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just stared at her in shock as my Fiance paid for everything, just because you see a ring lady does not mean I am a baby machine!!!!

Post # 9
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

My sister is TTC so I do this to her all the time 🙂 She doesn’t even say anything about having news and I ask if she’s pregnant 🙂

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

@ryansgirl – Youtube it! Seriously! My sister tried to show me for an hour the day of my bridal shower, but I couldn’t get it.  Youtube had so many different ways to do it, I finally figured it out!

Post # 11
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Newbee

Haha love this thread. I made a post about being excited about something on facebook soon after the wedding and a bunch of people posted asking if I was pregnant. Fun stuff.

Post # 12
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Newbee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@Ryansgirl: I can’t do it either! I’m hopeless at it!

@bohemianbailie: “Does not mean I’m a baby machine”. THAT made me laugh!

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

I don’t know. Whenever I told anyone about the engagement, it seemed like the next thing out of their mouth was some version of “are you knocked up?” Very infuriating. I don’t think I’ll even attempt to tease the “I have good news!” I can’t stand anymore pregnancy suggestions. I’ll just say good news, right up front from now on to avoid that.

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

Oh my gosh! I called my mom the other day to find out my blood type for a college class and she immediately thought I needed to know my blood type because we were TTC. We’re not even married yet!

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Everytime I mention to someone that Im really tired lately, or not feeling full after meals like usual, people automatically say “youre pregnant!”  Im so not! My hubby had a vasectomy years before we met, so I’m 99% sure Im not pregnant unless it was immaculate conception or his stuff undid itself (which I know can happen, but my periods are regular, so that clears that up).

Whats with people?!?  Hahahah

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

Hey, curling hair with a straightener is WONDERFUL. I was quite proud of myself when I figured it out.

 

and no, I am not pregnant.

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