(Closed) no ninja cuddles while cooking!

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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1029 posts
Bumble bee

I’m like that with my hair dryer. If I’m drying my hair, and anyone comes up behind me, I freak out! I don’t know if it’s the fact that it’s so loud and high pitch, but the same thing happens with the vacuum cleaner too!

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

Your title made me laugh, and I knew without even reading the post what you meant. I have the same problem.

Post # 5
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5273 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2009

Ugghhhh he does this ALL the time! He will hug and then try to go for my belly button.

For some reason, on a daily basis, my husband tries to stick his finger in my belly button, the feeling is SO icky it makes me want to throw up and he thinks its so funny. So he will come up to me, while I’m cooking and try to push my belly button! Annoying! 

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

That would annoy me too!  The worst is when he stops me to hug me while I’m trying to get somewhere/do something.  Like I have a million things to do, and I don’t have time to stop and hug.  Normally I’m all for the hugging, just not when I’m on a mission!  Or when I’m really hot.  That’s a no go too. 

Post # 7
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2015 - Thorpewood

Yep, my boyfriend does this.  I love hugs and cuddles but not when I’m in the bathroom brushing my teeth/doing my makeup/washing my face or cooking.

It makes me irrationally angry, haha.

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I call it “spike stripping” when DH does this — because I am trying to accomplish a task, and he is basically throwing a spike strip down across the road and blowing out all my tires! It helps to have an official name for the behavior, though, so I can yell “Baby! Stop spike stripping! Let me finish doing this first!”

He also smacks my ass whenever I bend over, and when I’m bent over digging for tupperware or trying to get a pair of socks out of my drawer, I fly into a rage when he smacks me. He’s slowly learning not to do it anymore, haha.

Post # 9
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

FI does this once in awhile.  I’ll try to push him away or ask him to stop.  I tell him that he’s prolonging my task!  Haha.

Post # 10
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4275 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Husband does the same thing, in all fairness though… I do the same thing to him.

Post # 11
Bee
2362 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - New York Botanical Garden

That’s hilarious and I totally feel you. I love the bells idea 🙂

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

i must admit im a habitual ass smacker Embarassed i also tend to poke him in the nipples because i know he doesnt like it…in all fairness he likes to push my buttons too (no pun intended lol) so i feel it evens out.

He is the cuddler in the relationship, i hate hurting his feelings and i know i should be happy he wants to snuggle me up all the time, but it really annoys me that he comes up behind me all the time: when i’m brusing my teeth, or changing, or folding, or washing dishes…its like cmon let me finish what im doing, if it wasnt all the time i wouldnt mind but its alllll the time. i had to draw the line when he would try to do it when i’m, ahem, using the bathroom.

phew, glad im not the only one, i felt so guilty!

Post # 13
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

DH does it all the time. It doesn’t scare me, but at times when I was trying to finish a task it would annoy me. So I started doing it to him hoping it would pester him. Instead he got happy, no matter what I interrupted. So MY plan to annoy him back failed. I think his ninja cuddling was a not so subtle way to tell me he’d wish I would do the same to him. Point taken, hon.

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

@iarebridezilla:  Oh that’s totally me with the ass smacking.  Sometimes the hubs will use his hands to cover up his bootie when he’s walking by me, like a kid afraid of getting a spanking.  I can’t help it, he has a ghetto booty. 

Post # 15
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11177 posts
Sugar Beekeeper

Ugghhhh yes! Why is it that the very moment I am busy and trying to concentrate is the exact time that he would like to snuggle and/or get a little down and dirty???

Post # 16
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012 - Hacienda los Agaves

@newname_99:  Bahahaha bells to his shoes, poor guy.

Mr T likes to hug me while I’m cooking and it really bothers me, I’m trying to move here!

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