- 4 years ago
- Wedding: July 2014
Well, I read the other bees posts about wedding nightmares and think “gosh I’m glad I haven’t had any yet.” Aaaaaaand now I have. It wasn’t exactly a nightmare, though. Just really, really weird. I woke up with a “WTF?” reaction. It went something like this…
I’m sitting in the chairs at the ceremony, in my dress. Well not actually MY dress because I was sitting much too comfortably, so, A dress. The chairs are all turned facing the aisle and there are another batch of chairs where the altar should have been that were facing OUT – away from the ceremony which was apparently taking place in the aisle. I don’t recognize a single person in the chairs, OR the two men talking. I guess from there, when I was supposed to walk down the aisle, I just stood up and walked around to the start of the chairs. People are walking all around and getting up and down from chairs so they finally decide to have an “intermission” of sorts. Everyone goes on about their merry way.
I get to a mirror and see my hair and have a “holy f’ing sh*t” moment. I don’t know WHAT happened but I basically had two huge bouffant type things with braids up the front that make me look like I had antlers. But hey, my cute orchid hair pins from Etsy were there so that’s a plus. Anyways, I find my mom and freak out. “Why didn’t you tell me my hair looks like antlers?”! She replies “you wanted that. We did it the original way and you said it wasn’t done up enough.” Um, OK. So I go on a mission to find my mom’s old friend from high school (who is actually invited to the wedding) because she does hair for a living and I’m positive she can fix this. Can’t find her.
For some reason, I think she’s going to be in the bridal suite which at my venue is it’s own small house. I have to climb in a window – not sure why. Only to find that the younger crowd and some children I absolutely do NOT recognize are having a house party in there and eating all the food I had for the bridal party earlier. So I kick everyone out yelling that it’s in my contract that only the bridal party are allowed in there (that’s true) so everyone needs to leave. I threaten a child who starts throwing a temper tantrum about leaving that he can either stand up and leave like a big boy, or I’m dragging him out. (yikes) He gets up but asks me to carry him. Ok fine, I do.
When I get outside, still looking for the friend/hairstylist, I discover that the majority of my guests are now on inner tubes floating a LAZY RIVER.
Then I wake up. But through all of this, Mr. S is nowhere to be found and for some reason, in my dream, I don’t think that’s at all odd….
What are your crazy, non-nightmare wedding dreams??