- 5 years ago
- Wedding: December 2014
So, yesterday I had a bit of a scare. Boyfriend called me up just before he was supposed to head over for lunch with me and says, “I’M SO SORRY I CRUSHED MY FINGER I LOVE YOU BYE” I’m, of course, curious as to what happened and send him a quick email. Not 5 minutes after I send it, I get another call, but he sounds… off.
“I’m… I went outside to do something and I came to in the street. I don’t… I think I’m gonna pass out.” *click*
I call his boss.
Me: I just talked to Boyfriend or Best Friend and I think he’s passed out somewhere outside the building.
Him: Nooo nono I helped him and he’s fine.
Me: I just got off the phone with him.
Him: No I talked to him and he said he was feeling better and was gonna head out.
Me: He passed out and you’re letting him drive?
Him: He’s fiiiiine.
I get another call.
“Oh my god I feel horrible I think I’m gonna pa–“
I AM IN A PANIC.
So I call his boss again, but no answer. I finally get a hold of his boss and Boyfriend or Best Friend is laying on the floor feeling faint and eating an apple. I rush over there because that man is going to the hospital whether he likes it or not. I instruct his boss to fill out the worker’s comp paperwork before I get there.
After hours in the emergency room, we establish that his finger is broken and that he passed out because of his finger. HE PASSED OUT BECAUSE OF HIS FINGER. And to think I thought it was a head injury.
Anyway, he has a splint and they drained the blood out from under his nail and he is fine. His new nickname is fainting goat. 😉
Do any of you guys have any false alarm stories?