(Closed) Number 2 at work????????

posted 9 years ago in Wellness
Post # 46
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13094 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

I poop at work at least 4 out of 5 days.  Sometimes twice a day.

I’m pretty regular and typically go multiple times a day and one of those times falls during the middle of the workday.

It is perfectly normal and no big deal.

Post # 47
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493 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

I hate pooping at work but it is a necessary evil.  And I know lots of people poop at work because our restroom always smells like shit and I have, on numerous occasions, been exposed to the sounds of their explosive diarrhea and farts. It is natural, though, and what I don’t understand are people who behave like 8  year olds when it comes to a natural bodily function and act like people who have to take a dump at work are somehow crazy or abnormal.  When your co-workers start pulling out their waste bins and crapping at their desks then it will be okay to call them crazy.

Post # 48
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298 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

I’m going to go poop now.  At work.

I honestly used to hate doing it (when I was a teenager & in my early twenties), but I often work 12-hour days, and I would be sick and uncomfortable if I didn’t poop!  I got over it.

Post # 49
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Blushing bee

I am not comfortable with it at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good for you guys that can do it! I can’t! I will do it just if I am sick or something…

But in the “funny stories” section: there was this guy that used to be either with socks or barefoot at work and that was the way he would go to the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t understand that… Especially because guys are not the most coordinated when peeing… I wonder how often he got his socks wet from other’s pee 🙁

Post # 50
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Is this a real question? I don’t care whatsoever. I would clearly prefer to use a private bathroom then one with several stalls, which I arrange when I can because we have many washrooms where I work but I would never even attempt to hold it until I got home. There’s really no point and it’s not healthy. No one cares, and if they do then they’ve got boring lives to spend time noting and/or stressing over other people’s bathroom routines. We judge others for too many things in life, live and let live!

Post # 51
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Honestly, I do it. Coffee makes me have to go. So after my morning coffee…I got to go at work. I cannot wait the entire day until I get home or I would be very uncomfortable. I don’t understand why everyone thinks its so horrible, its a natural body function that we all do!

Post # 52
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2231 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I am very, very regular. No freaking way can I hold it. 

I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. At one of my first jobs I noticed that some people would travel down to another floor to use the bathroom so no one knew it was them. 

Post # 53
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2699 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

All. The. Time.

I think it’s fine however..

there’s a guy who doesn’t work in our dept. Now he and I both get into work around 7.15 and without fail, every day, he comes to our dept toilet and spends a good 10-15 minutes in there. Again, I wouldn’t mind this except for the fact that he leaves the worst mess ever every day. You can’t go in there after him. He leaves both visual evidence and a heavy scent behind him. So this, i don’t get.

Also, a few weeks back someone left an uneaten croissant in the communcal toilet. Wtf?

Post # 54
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

Who cares? I will go anywhere I am if I need to. The only 2 things I think are annoying about public pooping is 1) It doesn’t take 15 minutes to poop. If it is a one person stall hurry it up. What are you doing, pushing our your intestines? 2) Everyone knows if it is a multi stall bathroom it is more polite to use the very last one to do your business. Using the first one when all the stalls are open isn’t cool, I don’t want to wash my hands and hear you grunting. Take that to the last stall!

Post # 55
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@mixtapehearts:  Jumping on the bandwagon what I think is also bad manners in a toilet full of empty stalls is when you’re alone, someone comes in and goes into the stall right next to you? Why? They want company? surely you go right to the other end!

Post # 56
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59 posts
Worker bee

Not kidding a lady come sin the bathroom (I was washing my hands) with a bow full of oatmeal!!!!!!!! Seriously? The I am just watching her and she get in the stall with it!

Come on, are you going to have the million of germs that will be aerosolized after you flush go into your food?

????????????

Post # 57
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2861 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

Also grunting to poop in public is just plain bad manners. Unless you are pushing out a turd the size of a toddler no grunting should be happening.

Post # 58
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7286 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

I love public , industrial like toilets with a good hard flush! I hate home based personal toilets cause they clog so easily 😉 So number 2 in private but flooding the bathroom is far more embarrassing/gross to me than mysteriously dropping a quick bomb in public! 

Post # 59
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802 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

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@mixtapehearts:  hahah omg that is the best thing i’ve heard/read all day.

I ONLY poop at work. I have “stage fright” and cannot poop at home. I’m like horrified DH will walk in right after me and know what I did lmao. I have to run the bathtub when he’s too close and I have to pee. At work? Psh. I only poo like once a week so thats where I save it for lol

Post # 60
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

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@Kkaattii:  Ok, I know this isn’t completely on topic, but only once a week???

I would be so bloated!

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