(Closed) Number 2 at work????????

posted 7 years ago in Wellness
Post # 106
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1623 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Why should I not poop just because I’m at work? If you’re there 8 hrs, chances are you’ll have a need to poop at work. People are wayyyy too worried about something absolutely everyone on this planet does. I don’t have any bowel issues or anything, but I’m not going to NOT poop just because someone else is in the bathroom–I’m not embarrassed, and as long as I don’t poop on the seat/forget to flush/do something else completely inappropriate then I see no reason to hold it in. It’s just poop!

Post # 107
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2902 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

Ugh I feel your pain! 

I work in a ‘trendy’ ad agency and we have UNISEX TOILETS!!! Yes! Can you imagine how awful it is when I’m busting! 

I have no option other than to hold it in. The worst thing is that men never hold it in so the bathrooms always stink! 

So gross!

Edit: Also, WTF is with pubes on the seat? Why do I always have to go after the hairy stinkbombs who work in my office? and why is there always just one lonely curly pube? How did it get there? Can someone please tell me? I might have to send out an all office email, Im sure that would go down well.

Post # 108
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494 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@FauxBoho:  THAT IS THE WORST.  I feel for you!  I don’t mind dropping a deuce in a room shared with other ladies but if some dude I work with walked in and heard me taking a dump…well, I don’t know why, but that would just be so much worse.  

Post # 109
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3374 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@FauxBoho: that’s disgusting!!! I don’t want to share toilets with men other than my DH!!! ewwwww

Post # 110
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106 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I try not to poop in public but it’s sometimes unavoidable. When you gotta go, you gotta go. That said, I prefer going at home. It’s actually kinda relaxing, I go in with a good book, take my sweet time. Can’t do that in public though. My fiance plays cards in there. Luckily we have 2 bathrooms, a his and a hers.

Post # 111
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2866 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Best-thread-ever!! I vote for pooping at work.

Post # 112
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7289 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

@Miss Apricot:  WHAT?! You can feel poop in someone’s tummy? Now I’m self conscious lol

Post # 113
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10650 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2011

@Eva Peron:  Are there that many people usually touching your tummy?

Post # 114
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3798 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Ever since I was born, my bowels have been on a schedule. I have to poo at 11am and again at 5pm. So my first poo of the day is at work, oh well. The next one is at home. I dont care where I go – I’m just glad my body works because I could not deal with the opposite.

Post # 115
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7289 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

@AB Bride:  Nope nobody, haha its just freaking me out thats all.

Post # 116
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1277 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

I am blessed, our office has bathrooms on each floor for men and women….I happen to be the only woman on my floor so I get the bathroom (all 4 stalls) to my self and yes I poop!…..I do get annoyed when women from the other floors come in and invade my space to poop…..lol….but I understand it I would probably do the same.

 

Post # 117
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680 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

@mija22:  Your comment about other people coming to your floor’s restroom made me chuckle, I’ll have to admit. I used to work somewhere where this GUY would come to the LADIES restroom (assuming since it was a private one) to do this. Like really? Get your own! We put a huge WOMEN ONLY sign on it after that. LOL

Post # 118
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995 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I  don’t get this–who are these people that are afraid to go to the bathroom?
At my last job I would find it annoying when this one woman came in to the bathroom the same time as me, and sit there w/out going–i’d finish, wash hands, fix makeup, look thru phone, and then as i was leaving she would start to go…..wtf…so weird..

Post # 119
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2606 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2009

@Eva Peron:  WHAT?! You can feel poop in someone’s tummy? Now I’m self conscious lol


LMAO!  Yeah, but only if you really try.  Like, if someone just rubs your belly lightly or something, no.  But to help with constipation, you use a lot more pressure, so if you press into the right spots, yes, you may feel some poo.

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