Post # 1
So in posting on another thread just now, I ‘recovered’ a memory I’ve been trying to forget for years regarding my most awkward sexual moment.
Basically, in college now-FI and I were home on break and I went to his parents house to visit him. I was going down on him and his sister ended up walking in on it (grrrr no locks on bedroom doors in that house, and grrrr her for not knocking!!). She jumped back out and closed the door, and I started basically crying of embarrassment, but 3 seconds later she knocks and through the door was like “umm so this may not be a good time, but I’m going to Blockbuster and was wondering if you wanted me to pick up a movie for you.” I wanted to die. I didn’t come out until she left the house. I made Fiance make her promise never to talk about it with me lest I have a stroke right then and there lol. This was waaaaaaaaay worse than the 2 times we got caught by cops while doing it in a car. (If you can’t tell, we were LDR and so we took any chance we could get!!!)
So, I’m curious, what was your most embarrassing sex-related moment?
Post # 3
Well, it actually wasn’t with my husband.
It was with an ex. We got picked up by the police for fooling around in a car. I was only 18 at the time, so I had to call my mom and explain what happened…except I couldn’t get ahold of her. So I had to get ahold of MY DAD and explain everything to him. Awful.
Post # 4
This was with an ex. We were in college and it was winter break, so I was visiting him at his parent’s house. We slept in their finished basement when I was visiting, which was basically like an apartment. Well, it was late at night, and we were out on the giant sectional couch in the main area of the basement – we fooled around, then we fell asleep. I was completely naked when we fell asleep. Something woke me up, and when I opened my eyes, my ex’s younger brother, who was maybe 15 at the time, was standing in the basement, and he was staring at me. And eating a popsicle. Remember, I was completely naked at the time. I was horrified, so I woke up my ex and he flipped out and yelled at his bro.
I was SO mad at the time, but now I think back on it and laugh. I mean, this 15 year old kid probably wandered in the basement to get something and saw a naked woman sprawled out on the couch. Of course he stared! Can’t say I blame him! LOL.
ETA: I still don’t know why he was eating a popsicle, though.
Post # 5
Oh gosh…. I’m probably in for an awkward situation soon then 😉 I have none to report yet, either I’m as safe as librarian or I’m in for a good one. 😮
Post # 6
Pre-story: Our basement at my parents house has a “rec room” where the kids always had to “play” when we were growing up. The parents never came down, unless they were using the computer, which meant walking through the rec room and into the office. Anyways, cue my story…
15 years old and on a couch with a boyfriend, making out, when he pulled down my tube top. We continued fooling around and as he was laying on top of me, my dad walked through the room, pretended not to see, and into the office.
I’m not sure who was MORE embaressed, but certainly the two of us were as we had to eat dinner with my parents 30 minutes later.
Post # 7
I was on the phone with my BFF a few days ago, and she told me one that takes the cake. I guess her booty call, let’s call him A, went out with a girl last weekend behind my bff’s back. Well, I guess the girl got trashed at the bar, went home with A, stripped naked, passed out in his bed, and peed all over the bed! He tried to wake her up but when he shook her she peed again!
A called my BFF mortified at 4am to tell her, and she called me after laughing her ass off. But I guess it serves him right for trying to hook up with another girl…