(NWR) Cleaning service organized our "toys" *EMBARRASSED*

posted 11 months ago in Intimacy
Post # 2
2975 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2016

I don’t have a cleaning team or person. However, I’m sure it happens all the time and they’re professionals so they know to be professional in their workplace and dealings with customers. If they were good, call them back and don’t act awkward. Having a sex life should be natural so don’t stress it. 

Post # 3
2726 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2017 - Hogarths, Solihull

somathemagical :  Hahahahahahahaha sorry, this is amazing!

I bet they see it ALL the time to be honest. If you’re embarrassed, just make sure you tidy your toys away before they come now you know how thorough they are 🙂


Post # 4
5110 posts
Bee Keeper

somathemagical :  I get why you would be embarassed, but I am sure they have seen and dealt with a whole lot worse. Sound like they did a great job of cleaning and tidying up! lol

Post # 5
10068 posts
Sugar Beekeeper

I want their number now. We need a good cleaning around here and they sound spot on!


It isn’t a big deal, they have probably dealt with much worse and what you have is par for the course. 

Post # 6
4451 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2015 - Hotel Ballroom

I totally get why you are feeling embarassed, but I wouldn’t worry about it too much. They are professionals, they’ve seen it all!

Post # 8
2726 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2017 - Hogarths, Solihull

somathemagical :  I wouldn’t have expected them to clean it either tbh!

I do feel bad for laughing, but it just struck me as so unusual haha 

*note to self* if I ever hire cleaners, must move toy from pyjama drawer lmao

Post # 9
1313 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2017

I laughed sorry!! 

You are not the first house they cleaned filled with goodies and you will not be the last. It’s like getting a bikini wax- you care much more than the tech. 

Hire them again! 

theatrejulia :  in line with the OP- handy is super hit or miss 

Post # 10
781 posts
Busy bee

somathemagical : They seem simply amazing, so mark them as “pro team” and maybe just hide away your things next time 🙂

Post # 11
1697 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2018

I get why you’re embarrassed. But I really doubt they cared. They might have laughed for a moment and moved on. No shame in any of this. 

Hire them again since they did such a great job! 

Post # 13
1839 posts
Buzzing bee

Hahahahaha!!!! This reminds me of the Sex and the City episode where Miranda’s maid kept replacing her vibrator with a virgin Mary statue. 😂

I agree with other posts-they’ve probably seen it all before-but I get why you’re embarrassed. 

Post # 14
2405 posts
Buzzing bee

*downloading the HANDY app now!*

Maybe nextime they will make a secret door behind a mirror where all of your goodies will be displayed ready for use!

Awww shucks, they dont cover my city cry

Post # 15
1661 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

So, my mom used to clean houses and when I was late teens/early twenties I would help out every now and again, from my little bit of experience I can tell you there are far worse things than the cleaning people seeing your toys! If it were me, honestly, I would giggle to myself, then move on with my day and probably never think of it again. As long as you don’t leave undies with skid marks laying around (seriously) it’s all good! 

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