Post # 1
Let’s start a thread of funny memes and whatnot. I want a silly distraction to get me through a cranky-for-no-reason day.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Hubby and I were supposed to run, but we slept in instead, so we ran during our lunch break. We were both still cranky and tired during and after the run, but we got through it. I was looking forward to eating my lunch after that. We go into the break room and heat up our food andstart to eat in silence. Aaaaaaahhhhhh much better.
Then our coworkers come back from their lunch, and they are happy and talking. I am cranky still, apparently, so I finish what’s on my plate, wash it, and go back to my office, still hungry. I’m in no mood to socialize.
I can still hear people talking in the office outside my door. I’ve got headphones on to drown it out, but the music is now distracting me from working, too. And I’m still hungry.
I just wish everyone would shut up and leave. I laugh as I type it because I realize I’m being such a brat,haha. I’m so cranky!! I want to sit alone with my food. That’s all I want. Other people’s feelings be damned! 😉
I realize I have no actual basis for being cranky or annoyed. People are just going about their days and I’m choosing to be bothered by these things. But darn it, I want to crawl into a hole and eat and not come out until tomorrow.
Time for a change in perspective, cuz this is no way to be. Anyone wanna try to make me laugh?
Post # 3
On my lunch break today, i saw a woman go into a set of revolving doors, and she looked down at whatever she was carrying in her hand, and didnt realize that the doors stopped automatically every quarter turn, and she walked right dead into the glass and fell back into the glass panel behind her. I just about keeled over cracking up at her.
Post # 5
@SarahCF: Testicles. That is all.
Post # 7
I present to you my favorite joke of all time.
Post # 8
thanks guys. Those made me giggle! And now I have that timber song in my head.
Post # 10
This is one of my most favorite pictures of all time:
Post # 13
@SarahCF: Funny story!
My husband and I were sharing a hotel room for a work related event. I was tucked in bed and he was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. All the sudden I hear a bunch of commotion from the bathroom. He comes in the room with this petrified look on his face and says, “Here I thought you packed a travel size tube of toothpaste. But then I started brushing my teeth and it was creamy not bubbly! Then I turned the tube over and realized it was Cortizone 10 Anti-Itch Cream! I still can’t feel my mouth!!”
At which point I fell out of bed with tears running down my face.
No need for practical jokes with my husband!
Post # 14
- Wedding: November 2014 - Nazareth Hall
Marvelous. My favorite thing to do is send people things I find funny on pinterest! Here you are…
Post # 16
@SarahCF: Okay, so I don’t have a picture but I have a funny story.
I came home with a pain in my knee so I put Icy Hot on it after I showered. I realized I got a little too much and wiped the excess off my leg and hands and was putting my PJs on when Fiance comes in our room, grabs the towel without me knowing and gets in the shower. Shower shuts off, curtain opens and shortly after that I heard this really bad noise coming from the bathroom, not normal bathroom noises. So I walk in just to make sure he’s okay to find him with the shower head pointed as his “meat and potatoes” and him with his eyes squeezed shut. He’d gotten Icy Hot on his delicate parts. I felt so bad but it was hilarious. He eventually came waddling out of the bathroom still groaning and grumbling. I still laugh about it.