- 4 years ago
- Wedding: November 2014
So after much anticipation and like 4 awards down, I was so ready to see “Wolf of Wall Street” last night. I looove Leo DiCaprio and I don’t think I ever disliked anything he’s done. This movie didn’t initially appeal to me but after all the hype/my feelings for Leo, I got really into it.
Where I do even begin on how HORRIFIC this movie was!!!!
Now, I’m no prude but LITERALLY every line of dialogue out of EVERY character’s mouth was “fuck, cocksucker, mother fucker, cunt, pussy, prick, asshole fuck, fuck, fuckitty fuck, fuck, fuck.” Greeeeat, intelligent and insightful writing, there. It was SO offensive to the ear, and you couldn’t get the rest of the dialogue if you tried!!!
Oh, and then there was the drug use. Again, not a prude even though I don’t engage in drug use but ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. Blowing lines, using those little spoons every 5 minutes, inhaling coke out of strippers assholes. I couldn’t take it!
And THEN…THEN there were the prostitutes and strippers and nudity and sex in EVERY. SINGLE. SCENE. It was filthy, disrespectful, disgusting and ludicrous. The best part is all of the characters engaging in this behavior had wives and kids at home. It was awful.
Aside from all that, NOTHING HAPPENED. Absolutely nothing. No climax (except with the hookers), nothing to hope for, no one to root for, the best thing that could have happened is if they all f’ing overdosed and died one after the other.
The best part of it all…IT WAS 3 HOURS LONG. I had my phone off but felt my life passing me by and when I turned it back on, I couldn’t believe what time it was. I had invested 2 hours and 45 minutes, and couldn’t stand another minute. I grabbed my coat and ran out. My only regret is I didn’t do that sooner.
So please, do yourself a favor and DON’T BOTHER SEEING THIS MOVIE. I can honestly say it was the WORST movie I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how it ended. I don’t CAAARE. I just cannot say enough bad things about it!