(Closed) Would your roofie your SO?

posted 7 years ago in Waiting
  • poll: How over waiting are you?
    I enjoy waiting. : (4 votes)
    11 %
    I'm having fun but getting antsy. : (7 votes)
    19 %
    Getting really over it. : (7 votes)
    19 %
    Totally beyond over waiting. : (9 votes)
    25 %
    So over it I actually told him to get the F out! : (0 votes)
    So over it I've got a new boyfriend and his name is Prince Harry. : (9 votes)
    25 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    1543 posts
    Bumble bee

    Pass me some roofies. Like, a whole slew of ’em. I’ll roll him into a powder blue tux rental and prop him up at the nearest chapel. 

    Can’t remember the actor’s real name, but Stu will be hosting SNL next month, too. That should be awesome. I’m sure there’ll be some Hangover references.

     

    ETA: ZOMG! The SO just leaned over my shoulder and lurked at my screen. Like “wut ya doin'”!!!!!?????? “Facebooking?” “No, punkin’, it’s not FB”.   >.<  O_o

    Post # 5
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    108 posts
    Blushing bee

    @Wonderwoman217: careful what you wish for! i think it was you that kind of wanted him to catch you on WB….

    i’ll take some roofies over here too

    Post # 6
    Member
    1543 posts
    Bumble bee

    In several flavors, yes. If he didn’t before, he might suspect something now. Especially when I go out to get breakfast for us in the morning, per our Saturday tradition. “Hmmm, this coffee tastes funny. What kind is it again?”…………

    Post # 7
    Member
    1543 posts
    Bumble bee

    @hellopurple: Hahaha, yes, it was! And I didn’t try to hide it, either! But he didn’t linger long enough, or ask just exactly what it was. Just moved on after I said, “no, it’s not facebook”. Hmmph. 

    Post # 9
    Member
    1543 posts
    Bumble bee

    @MsBrooklynA: Sorry, fresh out of that flavor, but I’ve got a surplus of “Shit or get off the pot” and “Grow a pair, already”. Take your pick. Or have both. 

    Post # 10
    Member
    108 posts
    Blushing bee

    i’ll just slip it in his mountain dew, that stuff is so acidic he won’t be able to tell the difference

    Post # 11
    Member
    858 posts
    Busy bee

    @hellopurple: good idea my guy loves that stuff and I cant stand it, I get such bad heartburn I think it could be a cleaner it has so much acid. I swear if I hear “soon” again heads are going to rollInnocent

    Post # 12
    Member
    659 posts
    Busy bee

    I cracked up when I read that last poll option! lmao

    Post # 13
    Member
    118 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    Mine talks about wedding dates when he’s drunk.  The other night we went out drinking and he confessed that he wants to get married on his b-day, or on my b-day. (I assume because it’s easier to remember lol)

    So I’ve been thinking about getting tequila, his kryptonite… MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA **evil laughter**

    Post # 14
    Member
    1325 posts
    Bumble bee

    @Dr Pepper: Huh. I think my guy could use some more wine. I’ve actually only seen him drunk once and he was super super sweet and …handsy. Ahem. I think I should get him drunk and see what he has to say! lol  j/k…kind of.  

    Post # 15
    Member
    118 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    @Tunacupcakes: Go buy those huge wine glasses and keep filling it up when he’s not looking.

    In other news Mr. Pepper just found out about wedding bee, and I confessed about being a waiting bee…  He just gave me a look. Bah humbug.

    Post # 16
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    1212 posts
    Bumble bee

    Our 3 year anniversary is in a month and a half and I gotta say I’m not holding out much hope there… :'( I may be back for some of those roofs soon. I’ll stuff them into the Engagement Chicken.

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