Post # 47
DH’s grandparents passed away not too far from each other, like within 3 or 4 months or so, and so no one had helped his Papa clean up or clean out the apt before he died. Well…
We as a family went in to pack up this house full of things they’d ‘collected’ (read borderline hoarded) over the years and get things ready for a garage sale or give away. I got the job of clearing out the TV area, and all of their DVD’s and old VHS tapes.
Here I am packing all this into boxes, and the very last VHS I find…PORN. We’re talking about 80 year olds here…sweet jesus. Only minutes after this, Darling Husband is clearing out parts of the bedroom and he finds…playboy lube and cialis. No shit. It was quite the day.
Post # 48
@lia22: “Darling Husband is clearing out parts of the bedroom and he finds…playboy lube and cialis“
In a sense I would’ve been disappointed if you didn’t find something like that. I hope to be doing it as long as physically possible, even if I need the lube and he needs the cialis.
Post # 49
- Wedding: September 2013 - B&B
Oh my lanta this thread is hilarious!!! Love it!
I have never walked in on my parents but I did kind of get caught with my mom! Fortunately it was only like, two years ago so I was 23 and my mom is pretty cool about this kind of stuff…
Ok and this is embarrassing but I will share… One day after my Fiance and I were done we threw the condom in the trash. I now understand that this is stupid… I took the trash bag out of my bedroom and meant to take it outside, but I forgot it and left it by the door. We had three dachshunds at the time (now we have 4! lol) and of COURSE they got into the trash and ripped it all around. My poor poor poor stepdad came home first and started to clean it up… apparently when my mom came home he told her what he found, and then in a sad, lamenting way said to her… “They were making KNOOK-KNOOK in our house…” I still laugh when I think about him saying that to her and him calling it that. Poor stepdad….
Post # 50
@paula1248: when it’s your 80 something year old grandpas though it’s a bit…surprising LOL. We were however, like well, good for him! But that was after the initial omg reallllyyyy/??? HAHAHA
Post # 52
@CarolF: “I choose to believe my parents had sex exactly four times for the exclusive purpose of species continuation. Having fulfilled the duty of procreation, they now hold hands.“