(Closed) Oh the things kids say…

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Post # 3
Hostess
23602 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@brandybelle:  Oh no!!  Yikes! I teach piano to kids, and frequently, they’ll tell me what they think of my hair or what i’m wearing without much censorship. 🙂

Post # 4
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506 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

@brandybelle:  My younger brother was hysterically crying in his three year old class one day and when the teacher asked what was wrong he looked at her and sobbed, ” I just don’t like your hair!” haha she had gotten it cut into a bob the day before. 

Post # 5
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11272 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

when my son was around 4 or 5 he was spending the day with my brother.

my brother was quizzing him about things and asked him, “what is your first name?”

my son son answered, “c—-.” 

brother, “that’s right.  now what is your last name?”

my son, “w


.”

brother says, “very good.  you know, that’s my last name too.”

my son replies, “no it’s not.”  they argue back and forth.  my brother was trying to convince him that this is truly my brother’s last name.

so my brother asks my son, “then what is my last name?”

my son tells him confidently, “it’s j—-” (which is actually my brother’s first name)

my brother is confused and asks, “so then what is my first name?”

my son replied scarcastically, “duh, it’s uncle”

Post # 6
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9824 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

I was driving my daughter home from school one day and we saw a lady walking a (huge!) black and white spotted dog. My daughter was like “OH A COW! A COW!”

Also when we attended my husband’s grandmother’s funeral down south a couple years ago, one of the men attending was wearing a cowboy hat. So in the middle of this funeral in the cemetery in this solemn atmosphere my daughter started whispering “Woody! Hey, Woody! Cowboy! Hi!” because she thought it was Sheriff Woody from Toy Story. I made a beeline for the car once that started but it made my Mother-In-Law laugh which at the time was a good thing.

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