(Closed) Ok, this is totally TMI, but…

posted 4 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: How gross is your gas?
    1/5 - Can't smell them at all! Honest! : (26 votes)
    8 %
    2/5 - A tiny bit of stink, but mild and quickly vanishing. : (110 votes)
    34 %
    3/5 - There's no hiding the stench, and it might hang around for awhile, but no worse than average. : (104 votes)
    32 %
    4/5 - Seriously smelly and lingering. It's wise to evacuate the area. : (40 votes)
    12 %
    5/5 - If "Stinkiest Farts" was an Olympic event, I'd have more medals than Michael Phelps. : (30 votes)
    9 %
    6/5 - Far, far worse than any words can describe. : (13 votes)
    4 %
  • Post # 3
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2013

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Whyyyy? XD I love this poll, but at the same time, I’m a bit disturbed by it 😀

     

    I think you need a “it varies” option. 🙂 Most of mine are silent and smell-less. However, everybody has off days XD

     

    I can not believe I just shared that with the internet…

    Post # 4
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    2202 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    @annababe86:  this is awesome, I like the poll. 

    I have irritable bowel syndrome so it really depends on how stressed I am. 🙁

    Post # 5
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    89 posts
    Worker bee
    • Wedding: September 2013

    I cannot believe that I’m sharing either!…

    I was going to vote for 4, but I read it to FI and his response was, “Yeah right, is there a 6?!”

    Alas, I went with 5!  Hahaha…gross!

    Post # 6
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    1721 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: March 2013

    All decency has gone out the window since becoming pregnant.

    I used to not even be able to poop at his apartment, parent’s home, etc.

    Now all bets are off. 

    Post # 7
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    198 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: September 2013

    I just farted right now!!! I was given the evil eye….but I don’t give a shit.  I’m a cute girl that farts and I am not ashamed to admit it!

    Post # 8
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    2651 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: July 2013

    I try my damndest not to fart in the company of others. It’s rude and gross. It’s not a POV of anti-fart in a Victorian grandmother omg smelling salts kind of way because everyone needs to fart. Natural doesn’t mean I have to like it though. My dad lets loose his disgusting level 11 farts all over the house, and over the years, the house has developed this ever so slight hint of eau de gas. Yucky.

    ETA: To actually answer your questions…I put myself at a level 3 on average on the poll because it varies. I usually keep my farts to the bathroom and outside whilst walking the dog, haha. Sometimes, little bitty poots come out, and I just say excuse me. Luckily, FI is of the same opinion as me or at least is gracious enough to keep it away from me.

    Post # 9
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    2273 posts
    Buzzing bee

    @HisMoon:  I do try, but not THAT hard. Also it depends on the company. XD

    Post # 10
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    2651 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: July 2013

    @Chrysoberyl:  The worst part is I swear my body is trying to sabotage all of my efforts! I always get that really uncomfortable-belly type of gas attack with the stuff that I know would kill a horse whenever I’m in close quarters with people I want to look grown up around. Geez.

    Post # 11
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    12257 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: May 2013

    I am a quiet, very reserved person. Luckily, my gas is always silent. Luckily, because of my reserved personality, no one ever assumes it was me.

    But seriously, DH and I were out dancing with friends in a club once (so imagine the smell of perfume, alcohol, sweat, etc.) I passed gas, ten seconds passed, and DH’s BFF started laughing and said “Great moment: The guy dancing behind us totally just shit himself!”

    Post # 12
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    2832 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    LOL… I don’t toot in front of my FI and we have been together for nearly 7 years. I’m just too embarrassed; I’m sure things will change when I get pregnant. I will be able to blame it on that!

    Post # 13
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    2273 posts
    Buzzing bee

    One time I spent a day with a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time. When it came time to leave, she hugged me really hard. As we slowly parted I whispered to her, “I was farting this entire time..”

    Post # 14
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    @BrandNewBride:  OMG… one time FI and I were at a bar where a band was playing, there were tons of people standing up watching the band and I had a horrible tummy ache. I thought… what the hell, I’m just going to let em’ rip, no one will suspect it’s me!! LOL… And boy did I let em’ rip. FI just thought it was the people around us! Embarassed

    Post # 15
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    2273 posts
    Buzzing bee

    @HisMoon:  OMG I get the same thing. Then my eyes get watery from the pain. 

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