Post # 1
For fun, post one really annoying thing about your ex (not necessarily the really awful things, just something annoying that you know now you would never put up with). ETA: OK, maybe not just one. Most people seem to be posting more than one! Whatever annoyed you the most, I guess.
Here goes, for me: my first ex thought engagement rings/wedding rings were a waste of money, consumeristic, and unnecessary! Bah, glad I got away from him. If I’d stayed with him, I would certainly never be getting engaged! Even though I don’t like the idea of super expensive rings, I would still like an e-ring and wedding ring someday.
Post # 3
@Creiddylad: He smoked weed like it was going out of style…morning, noon and night! Ugh….terrible.
Post # 4
My ex claims to be this amazing christian, loves God and lives this veryyyy holy life. I’m not trying to judge the guy but he posts really terrible videos on facebook all the time of girls ‘clapping’ their asses and dancing in skanky outifts. He also posts pictures of himself covered in oil or sweat half naked. So annoying.
Post # 5
He couldn’t spell…he’d always misuse “you’re”, “your”,”their”, “there”, “they’re”, etc.. I wanted to take my red pen to his face.
Post # 6
My ex smoked cigarettes. He tried quitting several times when we were together but always started again. He was down to a pack a week, so he wasn’t a chain smoker, but it was still gross.
Post # 7
My ex thought “cumdumpster,” dry humping me into the kitchen cabinets and telling me if I were the last woman on earth he still wouldn’t f*ck me were all funny even when I repeatedly told him they were not! That was like a daily thing for him and I was just being sensitive. Blech!
He’s smoke weed morning, noon and night too. Laid on the couch all day. He even brought weed on an airplane like 2 months after 911!
Post # 8
@WhatMaeBee: I’m a teacher, and that would drive me crazy too!
Post # 9
We had a really bad breakup…. lets just say he put me in debt and ruined my credit while cheating on me the entire time.
I got a new phone number and moved on with my life. Years later he would send me friend requests on facebook constantly until they gave me the option to block him from sending the requests. Then he would try to email me…
“Not sure if you blocked me from this too, but why you have to be so bitter after all these years?”
Against my better judgement, I responded…”Bitter….BITTER! You forget that you kinda ruined my life? By the way you still owe me $3500 dick”
Him- “I did not ruin yo life and you did not have me sign anything and you have no proof…so I owe you nothing. Quit trippin and tie yo shoe.”
WTF?! I did not know even how to respond to that. I dated that? What was I thinking???
He dosn’t seem to get it, he thinks all his exs are in love with him when we all hate him…that is what is annoying to me.
Post # 10
Paying his child support while he went slut trolling on myspace and sites like adult friend finder.
Post # 11
My ex has a really annoying sense of humor. It’s hard to describe, but it’s kind of Napoleon Dynamite meets Jersey Shore? Oh and he listens to rap. I hate rap.
Post # 12
He was such an idiot with his family. They would take advantage of him and his money and the idiot wouldn’t say a thing
Post # 13
OH. MY. GOD. The man could NOT BE WRONG and had to prove that he was smarter than me at all times. Even something as stupid as I preferred claritin over benedryl turned into an hour long lecture as to why I was wrong and that I didn’t understand how medicine worked (and he, a customer service rep at a country club, CLEARLY knew all there is to know about medical science).
He even once argued with me about women’s clothing sizes! He showed me some video on youtube where a girl went from a size 14 to a size 4 thank to some fad workout and commented “See? She lost 10 sizes!” I was like, uh no, she lost 5 and it turned into an argument. He had once worked at a clothing store, and he swore up and down that women’s clothing sizes went 1-2-3-4-5, etc. I even explained the difference between junior sizing and women’s sizing and how they weren’t combined and he still said I was wrong. Because being a woman having LIVED THE SHOPPING EXPERIENCE meant nothing.
He was a fucking insecure moron.
Man that felt good to get out. It was my early 20s and I was convinced no one else would ever want me. Luckily I snapped out of it.
Post # 14
@Birdee106: Eeccchhh, gross. So weird!
@sienna76: Wow, I’m glad you got away from HIM. ICKKO!
@sillysillybee: Yikes. I think early on in my dating life I developed “weed radar” where I could often tell if someone smoked it a lot– it seems to make a lot of people’s eyes puffy ans sleepy permanently. Ugh.
@Cady: Whoa, he is a TRUE shithead. Sorry you had to encounter someone like that. >:(
Post # 15
@misspeanut: Yowza. What a moron.
Post # 16
sexting another women and telling me it was his cousin that used his phone…Douchebag!