(Closed) Only read if you are willing to talk about farting.

posted 4 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
923 posts
Busy bee

@JustMe12182:  that conversation would have my laughing like a 12 year old boy!

Post # 4
2196 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

Sadly, it never got better for me after baby. OH – and the farting that happens (or at least happened to me) when I was in labour and had my epidural was REDICULOUS. So embarrasing. :/ 

Post # 5
6531 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

@JustMe12182:  lol Darling Husband and I are very open about that too, this is something that would happen to us haha

this is hysterical

Post # 6
244 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@JustMe12182:  Yep, totally me. I am constantly farting, Darling Husband even (not seriously) complained at my OB appointment (he was there with me) AND at the last u/s… Sometimes I don’t even feel it anymore. I am afraid of the day on which I will fart loudly in public or at work and won’t notice it. Hahaha.

Post # 7
299 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I still don’t fart (loudly) in front of my husband. Since becoming pregnant I am constantly gassy but have become the master at keeping them quiet. Now when I am sleeping I’m sure that is a different story but Darling Husband sleeps like a rock and always falls asleep before me so I’m not too worried.

In a related story, I blame a lot of things on the baby. I had a craving for chips and onion dip. I finished the tub of dip in 2 days. He asked where all the dip went. I told him his baby wanted it. He gave me the funniest look. I was only about 5-6 weeks at the time πŸ™‚

Post # 8
569 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I’ve got IBS, which has really eased up since I became pregnant so I’m noticing a decrease on my gas!  YAY!!  But, I warned my husband when I’m sleeping and have no control of things it’s fair game and I cannot be held accountable!  hahaha

Post # 9
1022 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

Oh my goodness, yes. This is so terrible for me. I do NOT fart loudly in front of people! Not even my husband! So this has been a struggle. I don’t want to fart a ton during labor πŸ™ Ahh can I just take some gas X before I deliver? That would be awful for me.

Post # 10
1732 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

“farting for two”


THIS.  It’s terrible!  I don’t even bother trying to hold it in around my hubs anymore.

Post # 11
3572 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@JustMe12182:  I had a near identical conversation with Darling Husband the other day! I have remarked a few times that I just far constantly when I wake up but he always sleeps through it. Well, the other night I fell asleep and he was up late. The next day:

Darling Husband: So I was up last night, and I realized what you were saying. 

Me: Oh?

Darling Husband: About the farting. You were just farting up a storm in your sleep. It was intense. 

Me: OMG. I’m sorry. 

Darling Husband: It’s cool.

Me: I’m glad it happens when I’m home. I’m really worried about later because I can’t handle that out in public. I don’t understand how a baby the size of a sweet pea makes so much gas.

Darling Husband: Silly baby.

Post # 12
993 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Hahah I hear you.  I fart like a teenage boy but not on purpose.  WTF?!  DH has stopped apologizing for his farts cause mine are just as bad.  I don’t even want to know what its like in my sleep.  The stinky ones are the worst.  Gah

Post # 13
981 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2008 - A tiny town just outside of Glacier National Park

I was pretty farty before pregnancy, so the level of fartage is about the same, but man, the discomfort, UGH. And my ass is a bit fatter now, so they resonate more. And smell like dead garbage… that’s the worst part. πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™

Post # 14
9575 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

Pregnancy gas is pretty bad.  I also burp like a college frat boy. 

Post # 15
975 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

oh my gosh too funny! This defintiely made me laugh and as I am hopefully a few years off from this I don’t have anything to contribute but I’m sure when the time does come I’ll be pretty gasy too! 

Post # 16
5662 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

I haven’t experienced increased farting… But I already farted, A LOT so…. LOL

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