Post # 1
…in our MAILBOX.
Bees, I am shaking and close to tears I’m so angry right now. We live in a townhouse/condo set up where she leaves underneath our place. She is constantly leaving passive-agressive notes in our mailbox, in neighbour’s mailboxes, in houses around us’ mailboxes…it’s ridiculous (she’s on the condo board and think she’s in charge of everything). She’s gotten upset with us for slamming the door (we don’t), for our dog barking because neighbors are complaining (we asked and no one said they noticed except for right when we leave and then she stops), and lately she’s taken to banging on our roof if our dog jumps around (like when we’re going for a walk and she’s excited) or last night she did it cuz our dog was chewing a bone against the floor and I guess she heard it.
Our dog is APPROVED to live here. I like to think we’re decent neighbors. We never throw parties and I try to make sure we never have the tv too loud. We’ve bought our dog a bark collar (the spray kind) so I know that that’s also under control. I just don’t know what to do right now. We really don’t want to move at this point, as we’d like to save up more money first, and I don’t want to be forced out of here by this woman…but WTF!? Oh…and we clean up after our dog cuz she goes in a common area. If we don’t have a bag on us at the moment, we come back after. Just yesterday Darling Husband went out and cleaned up ALL the poop out there (other condo owners have dogs, and it’s a public space that others walk their dogs in).
I’ve called the condo board but had to leave a voicemail. What should I do?!? I want to go down and just scream my face off at her, but I imagine that won’t work so well…
Oh…and yes there is mail in our mailbox..
Post # 3
Take picture of it and report her!!! That type of behaviour is totally not acceptable!! You should also type up a written complaint about her and all the crazy stuff she is doing.
Post # 4
I do NOT blame you. WHAT A B! Shoot, I’d consider calling the cops for the federal charge of mail tampering…
ETA-I now see you’re in Canada. Do the same rules apply?
Post # 5
Umm…wow. I honestly woudl file a report with the police. Tampering with your mailbox is a federal offense.
Post # 6
No effing way!!!! I’d leave the poop on her front door steps! JK but WTF! She’s crazy! Take a picture, seriously and report that witch!
Post # 7
I’d pick that shit up and smear it on her window.
Post # 8
Call the police and do a police report.
Post # 9
Call authorities. Save every piece of evidence you can. Get people to complain as well.
Post # 10
Call the police. She is tampering with your MAIL… and I am pretty sure that’s a federal offense.
Or, if you’re mean like me, put the poop in a brown paper bag. Set it on her doorstep, light it on fire, ring her doorbell, and RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Post # 11
Knock on her door, give her the poop back, and with a smile on your face tell her to have a nice day. What a b*tch.
Post # 12
@Porkchop: And light it on fire!!
Post # 13
You can actually call the police. Technically she tampered with your mail. I would show her who’s boss. Stop crying and shaking and show her who is in control of this mess. She’s a bully.
Post # 14
@MrsPinkPeony: I like how you think!
Post # 15
Put that poop on her doorstep. ASAP