(Closed) Our upstairs neighbor likes to get it on …

posted 8 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 18
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Honey bee

Funny thread! Just bookmarking it here so I can come back and read more 🙂

Post # 19
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

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@Mrs.Jansen:  that’s funny.  it reminds me of a time when my son was quite young 2 or 3 yrs old.  he was a sound sleeper and always slept in his bed throughout the night.  it was the middle of the night and my bf and i just finished having sex.  we were just lying there for less than a second when suddenly my son appears right beside the bed and says, “we do excercises at daycare too” as he starts doing jumping jacks.  we were stunned but then burst into laughter.   i will never forget that.  hopefully he did.

Post # 20
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

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@iarebridezilla:  lmao omg you have witnessed all the good stuff huh? lol. That one takes the cake!

Post # 21
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Busy bee

Anyone ever worried about being the couple that people hear? I live on the second floor so I’m constantly hoping that the people below us don’t hear, but it’s no fun to be quiet. We turn the fan on and I don’t have a bed frame so that helps some, but…

Post # 22
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Busy bee

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@mypinkshoes: You win! That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. OMG. Hahahahaha.

Post # 23
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Bumble Beekeeper

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@AnAppleA_Day:  Super fast, ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram-ram.

I almost spit out my milk.

Post # 24
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Bumble bee

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@AnAppleA_Day:  I worry about this all the time.  I am 100% sure we could be heard by our downstairs neighbor in our last apartment.  We could hear him using the bathroom – so if we could hear his pee hit the toilet, I’m sure he could hear us Embarassed

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Busy bee

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@Juliepants: LOL, it literally sounded like a jackhammer because that’s how fast and loud his bedframe was hitting the wall.

Post # 27
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Oooh, I’ve recently had to deal with something similar!  And I actually DID leave a note.

I work from home and would hear banging, moaning, and grunting at all hours of the day and night, and one day I finally had enough.  The loudest music in the world couldn’t drown out their noises, it was obnoxiously loud to the point of (what I would assume would be) their embarassment.  At mean, I would rather know if my neighbors could hear me going at it at noon so I knew to QUIET THE F DOWN.

Their response is on the bottom of the note.

Post # 28
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I’m afraid of being the couple people hear so I am generally quiet. Senior yr. in college, I heard my roomate. We came back from a party together and I was laying in bed with my guy when he pointed out what was going on in the other room. We clearly heard her BF get off and mine cheered him on (not loud enough for him to hear of course). It was kind of funny but I’ve never told her as she is rather reserved and I’m sure she would have been mortified. I also can’t be sure they didn’t have the same experience on the other side of hte wall that night and if they heard us, I would prefer not to know. 

On a similar note, there is a movie about this. I wish I could remember the name but a friend and I rented it in high school and were super disapointed when we realilzed the whole movie was about a guy hearing his neighbors get it on. The main character would jerk off to the neighbors. Whole thing was disturbing and somehow we kept watching it. I swear it was described as something else on the case. My friendS’ dad came in and watched a portion with us and I felt so embarrassed, like we had rented a porn haha. 

Post # 29
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

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@totheislnds:  Isnt it horrible lol 

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@mypinkshoes:  Oh no, that is so funny 

Post # 30
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

i went to college in the boston area and was an RA for a couple years. 2 fellow RAs on my staff were hooking up and seriously thought no one knew about it…. but guess who did? the girl whose room was RIGHT ABOVE HIS who also liked fresh air… i heard them have sex via my open window and the thin dorm floors more times than i can count. always animalistic grunting from him and the occasional squeak from her. 

one weekend the building was closed and the only people there were the RAs. i guess he thought that meant no one could hear him and their dirty talk was OUT OF CONTROL. I CALLED my bf (another RA) and we listened because how could you not… the highlight:

at the moment of climax, he shouted in the most boston-y boston accent of all time: 

“THAT’S WICKED GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!”

 

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