(Closed) Pee standing up

posted 9 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 17
1254 posts
Bumble bee

I saw Mrs. Cola’s blog post before and tried it one day. It was weird facing the toilet and having to uh “open up” so much but it worked.

I’m not so sure about using equipment though. Imagine pulling that out of your purse, then putting it back in? You’d have to rinse it off first of course. I can only imagine the looks I’ll get washing it in the sink. Gross and embarassing…haha!

Post # 18
1251 posts
Bumble bee

It’s made in Minnesota, and they are frequently at events. Pretty fun stuff.

Post # 20
11324 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

As someone who has gotten stuck in a traffic jam and almost peed their pants… I have to say I am seriously considering buying one to stick in my glove compartment! lol. The one time it happened I was FREAKING OUT bc we were just stopped with no signs of moving and I called Fiance like: OMG what do I do?! He tells me… pee in your water bottle! but I’m like ummm girls cant do that. With this I could! lol

Post # 22
649 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

There are many people in America, I’ve read, who were taught as children to pee this way, simply by pulling up on certain parts of your anatomy to achieve an upward stream. If you google for this, you’ll find a lot of tutorials on the internet on how to do it without devices.

And of course they all suggest practicing in the shower. 😉

My in-laws do a lot of camping and I am the only female amongst them. So when they just walk off into the woods a bit, I kinda do wish I could too instead of exposing a whole LOT more of my anatomy. (My poor bare-assed butt!)

Post # 23
2286 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

I love love LOVE my pee funnel. I took it to Yosemite where I was hiking with an old friend and her brother. I said “I gotta stop for a second guys”. I went behind a tree, and emerged about a minute later and her brother said, “did you just pee standing up?” “Yeah.” “…..that’s the LAST thing we had on you guys!!!” It was hilarious.

Post # 24
1765 posts
Buzzing bee


LOL!!!  As a young child (with three younger brothers) I insisted that I could do it too!! After insisting, my mama said I couldn’t, but she said “go ahead and try, but you’ll pee in your socks”.  I tried, and peed in my socks-so I didn’t try again.  🙁 LOL

Post # 25
5822 posts
Bee Keeper

I saw something like that in a hunting magazine once.  I’ve never perfected peeing in the woods, and I always thought that would be very useful.  Mostly during my first trimester when the urgency to pee was IMMEDIATE.  LOL  My wedding venue had very large, clean toilet stauls, so I didn’t have a problem (although my Maid/Matron of Honor helped me anyway and I really love her for that!).

Post # 26
2561 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

When I was in the army I used one for operations and field exercises. It works awesome, I just wiped it off, and carried it in a baggie and washed it whenever I had a chance. When I fought forest fires you need to drink litres of water and you end up peeing constantly … and there aren’t many places to hide, so it was a life saver, and the guys thought it was hilarious!

For my wedding, however, I just got onto the toilet backwards … 

Post # 27
5495 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

I wouldn’t want to “clean it” and put it BACK into my purse! lol. No way! does sound kinda cool, though.

I tried to do it Mrs. Cola’s way. And I tried to do it the “right way.” In the end my sister and Husband still had to help me because I had so much dress! lol. I guess the spanx didn’t help, either so my sister had to go up my bra and get them down for me/ lol.

Post # 28
2271 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2009

I’ve tried writing my name in the snow but it didn’t work out too well…

Post # 29
7 posts
  • Wedding: August 2012

know we used to do standing pees it was fun as it goes so far thrust your hips forward hold the lips open with your fingers and let go as if you mean it so fast no dribbling and stop as the pressure gets feeble you will be surprised how well you can aim as well as many men . Can go just unzipping and pulling front of panties down with other hand 

Post # 30
2961 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Wynn Las Vegas

The last music festival I went to I bought a pack of these disposable things called P-Mates that allowed me to stand and pee and then just throw the thing. It was awesome, because the toilets at those places are RANK. Would definitely recommend. On my wedding day, though, I did as another poster suggested and peed backward. Did the trick! 

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