Post # 46
- Wedding: October 2015 - Ruby Princess
TheGridMonster: there is a person I follow on fb just for the specific purpose of shadenfreude.
Right now she is in a “begging for money” phase which is something she regularly does because she loses every job she ever gets. She’s made a go fund me and it’s all she posts about. She’s so exhausting. Then I guess a guy told her he’d help her out if she gave him ‘special favors’, and she pasted the convo on fb. I was like, “girl, that’s the best offer you’re going to get. you should take him up on it.”
Post # 47
Loud breathers. Get your stanky ass breath out of my personal space asshat!
Post # 48
FantasticFawn: I lived near Harvard for a while and boy, do those summer tourist hordes get old fast!
TheGridMonster: If it’s any comfort, I too have stayed Facebook friends with chronic oversharers and other such entertaining people because boy, do they make for cheap thrills!
Post # 49
oh another… farters, I HATE people just farting I know 2 girls that do the loudest crudist farts the laugh and the rest are all boys, not as loud but 10x smellier… I dont want to breath the inside of your ass and giggling at loud bodily noises what are you 2 years old?
Post # 50
that noise that people make when their sinuses are clogged or whatever, half snorting/clearing throat. UGh, gross!
People who interrupt conversations to just make it about them again.
People who don’t really listen to what someone else is saying, just waiting to talk about whatever they want.
People who just talk on end for a long time, not actually wanting feedback/to have a conversation. If you want to lecture on something, go do that. I want to have a conversation which means you get to make a point, and then pause/ask if I have anything to contribute. My husband does this from time to time, My patience has grown considerably since we met. 🙂
People who interrupt someone talking to correct their grammar or word. Especially in social situations, where it doesn’t matter if the grammar is wrong. If we are all having some drinks, and someone is telling a story and misuses a word, or says the wrong thing but you can still follow the story, interrupting them to correct them just makes you look like an asshole. Can’t stand when someone makes others feel small. Maybe because its happened to me a lot in my life. Ugh!
I think that’s it for now. 🙂
Post # 51
Sentences begun with the word “so” when it is grammatically incorrect.
Post # 52
People who use every opportunity to get attention. FB friend: “OMG my gf’s grandmother passed away. Like to show support for xyz’s family.” Uh… Not your news to tell? And really? Like to show support for someone you don’t even know? No thanks *unfriends*.
Post # 53
averria: In this vein people (and I have a dozen friends that do this) who post minute by minute essey long updates of their hospital stay or appointments either their or other peoples – no one gives a f*ck about your or your granny’s colonoscopy, your just desperatly digging for attention on stuff that really should be a private matter
or the vague fishing posts ‘in hospital, waiting to see the doc – the food always sucks :(‘
and then even worse the people who respond, always the same meaningless responses ‘thinking of you’, ‘you ok, txt me’ and ‘oh no babe, whats up?’ – like if you where actually close to this person and it was important you would know where, when, why they where in hospital without a facebook announcement – no one updates facebook after a serious accident without informing loving ones first it always turns out their post ment they where just visiting a cousin who just had a baby or something even though they could of just said that
Post # 54
My two biggest pet peeves are when Fiance gets himself a bowl of ice cream and goes about doing whatever he was doing. He always forgets about his ice cream and it turns to soup!
And when we’re watching a movie or something, he will unlock his phone to do something, but get distracted by the movie and just let his phone sit there with the bright screen on. Then when the screen turns off after so many seconds of inactivity he will unlock it again because he saw it turn off, but STILL doesn’t do anything with it because his head is in the TV! It probably seems trivial but when it happens 5 times in a row I just want to take the phone and throw it!