(Closed) Pets and intimacy! (Poll inside)

posted 5 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: Are you intimate with your partner whilst your pets are in the room?

    Yes

    No

    It depends...

  • Post # 46
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    602 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: September 2014

    We have 4 cats and they are all nosy and inquisitive so they get kicked out of the room.  Once, we didn’t realize one was still in there hiding under the bed, and he peeked out after we were done and looked thoroughly traumatized! It was funny. 

    Post # 47
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    188 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: February 2016

    These responses are too funny! For me, I have to kick the cat out. She is only 1 and still very silly and playful. Even if we are in bed sleeping and so much as move a foot under the covers she is all over that, attacking/biting (in a playful way!) so I would NOT want to see what she would do if we did anything else with her in the room!

    Post # 48
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    510 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: May 2016

    I have 2 Chihuahuas and they don’t ever leave my side, they sleep on a cushioned Ottoman at the end of the bed, by morning they are on the bed stealing all the blankets and room. So we have sex with them on the bed, occasionally they will come up and try and sit on one of our heads or give us kisses when we are trying to have fun, they just get shooed away lol they usually wait till we are done then run up the bed for cuddles with us.

    Post # 49
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    1117 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: August 2013

    Nope, that’s weird. We lock the cats out of the room. Sometimes they scratch on the door a little but we just ignore them. Eventually they either go sleep on the couch or lay with each other. 

    Post # 50
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    406 posts
    Helper bee

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    loveless:  Absolutly not! lol If we are gettin’ it on, our cat gets the boot. Unless she looks super comfy then we will let her be and go to the spare room. 

    Post # 52
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    644 posts
    Busy bee

    My dog is pretty respectful and will leave the room when things start. But he always acts really grumpy like oh so you can do it but you chopped off my boy bits so i cant! And he huffs and sighs outside the door and glares at us when its over.

    Post # 53
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    2570 posts
    Sugar bee

    When me and Fiance were first dating I was ummmm how do I put this ?? making his movie watching experience extra special and my dog came over mid- action and farted about a foot away from us on the couch. Lets just say the mood was gone HAHA my dog was the ultimate cock block!

    Post # 54
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    9541 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper
    • Wedding: August 2013

    Our cat always leaves the bed if we start, so we’ve never bothered to kick him out of the room. 

    Post # 55
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    160 posts
    Blushing bee

    Lol!!! She goes to the furthest corner of the room and watches us. The first time we noticed, we laughed and laughed.

    Post # 56
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    479 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: November 2016

    We have a german shepherd. Any part of our bodies he’s able to reach he licks us!! Beyond awkward and uncomfortable because then he just sits and stares until we are done. Now we make him leave the room. It goes the same for when I’m getting dressed I can’t even hide in the closed to get dressed because he has to be able to see us. Haha 

    Post # 57
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    2678 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2012 - Southern California

    It’s funny because it’s almost like our dog knows what’s going on & he wants no part of it! He’ll usually jump off of our bed & go straight to his, then plop down & let out a huge sigh like we just interrupted his precious beauty sleep or something haha.

    Post # 58
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    558 posts
    Busy bee

    These are so funny lmao

    Personally I’m totally creeped out by it. Thrown out every time!

    Post # 59
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    157 posts
    Blushing bee

    My dog is so crazy attached to me there is no way. we attempted to try once wile he was sleeping but he immediately woke up and tried to squeeze in between us (We are not allowed to touch lol)  after that we tried locking him out of the room but he sat there and wined, scratched, barked at the door like I was being killed, then we tried giving him a bone with some treats inside to entertain him but he still harassed us,  now we literally have to leash him in the other room AND give him a treat…. so ridiculous it’s such a chore haha makes you wonder how we ever get it done lol 

    Post # 60
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    563 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: November 2014

    My dog usually sleeps under the bed and he will just goes outside the door and lay down with his back turned and we just close the door lol. Sometimes when I go to open it he’ll be turned around and I’m like “you were listening,you pervert!” lol we did forget one time and he just stayed under the bed,so respectful.lol he is a good dog though. We’re lucky

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