poop at work

posted 2 years ago in Career
Post # 2
47187 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

opo3 :  There is a product called Poo Pourri available at Bed Bath and Beyond. You spray it on the surface of the water before you have a Bridesmaid or Best Man and it contains the odor.


Post # 3
1233 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

What the hell…? Um don’t worry about it? Everyone poops…


also wtf do your races have to do with this????

Post # 6
352 posts
Helper bee

Get caught pooping?  are they pooping on the floor?  

Post # 7
1233 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

When we were younger I had a friend who worked at a campgrounds and would tell me stories of trying to catch “the Phantom Shitter” who would sneak into the restroom and shit only on the floors… a mystery to this day..

Post # 8
662 posts
Busy bee

Everybody poops- heh. I think people will just think- “Oh, sounds like she’s pooping.” Nothing really traumatic about it.

Post # 9
1053 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: City, State

Ya gotta go when you gotta go. And really do people not have better things to talk about then someone pooping? 

Post # 10
1191 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2021 - City, State

There’s products for that, to cover the smell. Called VIPoo here, cause even VIP’s need a VIPoo

Post # 11
1170 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

I started working about 15 months ago in an office building with multiple stalls and I was afraid of having to poop.   Someone here recommended One Drop deodorizer, Amazon has it.  Also put a paper seat cover into the bowl, it helps to muffle a splash. 

But everybody poops.

Post # 12
2694 posts
Sugar bee

Unless you have a problem with frequent diarrhea, then I wouldn’t worry about it. Read the book “Everyone Poops”.

Post # 13
701 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2017

We have “Poo-casso” at work: he’s the phantom pooper who finger paints his poo all over the walls….I wish I was kidding

I would get some spray, run the sink….every one poops. I wouldn’t worry about it. 

Post # 14
1851 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2017

I second running the sink… there are some bathrooms with very thin walls here! 

Post # 15
9681 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2016

It’s just pooping…what’s the big deal? If you are worried about the smell just buy some Poo Pourri like PP suggested. It’s silly that you are all worried about people finding out you do something that literally every person on the planet does.

If someone tried to gossip to me about the fact that a co-worker poops I’d look at them like they were insane. That’s not gossip it’s just a weird fascination with someone’s bowel movements.

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