Post # 1
I have got to share this story, because I’m sure all the stressed out brides need something to laugh about. Today, you can laugh at me.
I’ve been in several weddings and I’ve always told the brides, “You can’t stress on your wedding day, because it will never go exactly as planned.” Fortunately when it came time for me to tie the knot, I repeated that saying to myself over and over. Because I was going to need to remember it!
I joked to my now husband the day before our wedding– “watch, we’re going to get poo’ed on on our wedding day.” He laughed this off.. because really I have a history with birds. They hate me. I get poo’ed on all the time, so why should my wedding day be any different? I told my husband that’s why we were spending the money on a fancy canopy for the beach “at least they’ll poo on the canopy and not my face.”… if it just weren’t for the “first look” shot.
The photographer told us, “this is the time to express yourself… these are the ‘over the fireplace’ photos… laugh, cry, do whatever feels right.” They didn’t say– “watch out for the birds.”
So, yes, right in the middle of our canoodling… my soon to be husband telling me how beautiful I looked– SPLAT!!– a huge pelican dropped one ALL OVER US! It was horrible. We hadn’t even taken one real picture yet! At first I screamed.. Are you serious?! But I repeated again “it will never go exactly as planned.” So then, I laughed… and couldn’t stop laughing. Some Shout Wipes and hankies later, we were back to taking pictures and on to our ceremony.
So ladies, it won’t go as planned. And when it doesn’t, stay poised. No need to be a Bridezilla on your wedding day.
Photo courtesy of Imagine Photography
Post # 3
I’m so glad that you can already look back on this and laugh (many brides wouldn’t be able to). I’m sure this is a memory and photo you will both look back on foundly and will share with future grandchildren!
Post # 4
LMAO! Loved the way you rolled with the punches!
Post # 5
omg, i think i would die! mostly because i knew i had to sell my dress after the wedding! ok, and just because i was obsessed about everything being perfect. well not even everything, but my DRESS was the most important to me after my husband!!
great that you were able to laught it off!!
Post # 6
Oh my! You are awesome to be able to laugh about it right as it happened! I would have freaked lol
Post # 7
That is awesome!! Thank you for sharing and reminding us all that this day is meant to be happy and joyful, not stressful! I would be framing the bird poop shot myself 🙂
Post # 8
I wish I had your grace! I love that you didn’t alllow it to ruin your day.
Post # 8
WoW you handled this way better than I would have on my best day. LOL
Post # 8
ROTFL….thats too funny….love ur sense of humor and go-with-the-flow attitude!
Post # 9
Oh my goodness, you are such a good sport because I would have freaked out!
Post # 10
Oh no! It’s good that you have a sense of humor! I think I would have cried a little!
Cute photo and atleast you will have a laughable story you can tell your friends and family for years and years to come! 🙂 Thanks for the advice, too! So true.
Post # 11
@JackieE: I thought i was the only one with a story like this!! TWO of my bridesmaids got pooped on..in the wedding video it shows my husband nad i and if you look real close you can see my bridesmaids picking bird poo out of their hair!
Post # 12
@Baileyh: oh in their HAIR?! i don;t what is worse, dress or hair!
Post # 13
@dynamic_duo: it was just a pigeon thought so there wasnt to much, but gross all the same!
Post # 14
Omgoodness, girl I would have been mad and then thrown up haha. I admire your grace, poise, and sense of humor!! Great story.