(Closed) Post a funny saying of yours!

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Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

If someone asks, “Are you sure?”

Is a frog’s a** watertight?

Post # 5
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Buzzing Beekeeper

Whenever I settle in to watch a movie I’ll say “Roooolllll that beautiful bean footage!”

It’s from a Bush’s Baked Beans commercial that’s super old, I don’t even say it to be cutesy, it just happens lol

Post # 7
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

I say “don’t get your tits in a twirl” when people start to get upset

Post # 9
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

When I’m surprised/shocked. “Well butter my butt and call me a biscut look what’s happening”

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

I tell people that they’re ugly and their mama dresses them funny.

And I totally know what bean commercial you are talking about.

Post # 11
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

F*&K Nuts!

Post # 12
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

@KatyElle: Lol! Now I kinda want to use it the next time we start a movie!

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

I catch myself often saying “JFK” instead of “Jesus H. Christ”

I also say “Sweet mother of Mary (or other biblical name in here, like Abraham)” 

 

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

Before we go out anywhere together. my step sister and I say to each other “Hair on?” “Face on?” “Heels on?” “Boobs on?”. I go first and we go back and forth. Its us taking the piss out of each other, because I hang sh*t on her hair extentions, so she implies that I’m ugly, so I point out that she is short, and she remarks that I need chicken fillets to fill out most dresses. Its all in good fun I promise, lol.

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

“I just want another snuggly wuggly” when I’m refusing to let my Fiance leave the room as I fall asleep

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

Instead of cursing “JC” I always say “Ah cheese and rice!” My mom would always yell at me and say Stop throwing around those JC’s and GD’s! So I found an alternative that she still doesn’t really like but she deals with 😉

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