Post # 1
With all the FB timeline talk, a few people have posted funny things they said in the history of Facebook. Share some fun ones 🙂 Even if you don’t remember the context. I’m still digging but I’ll add some when I find them!
The best so far is “…. catapults monkeys.”
Post # 3
“is saving the world by drinking boxed wine!”
Post # 4
haha I have quite a few from college that may only be funny to my old roommate and i but I got quite a giggle out of these:
o0olibelulao0o is white and cannot “bump”
i love lamp chain…and push pin!
I have lots of these silly things all over my timeline:
YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY..
…___ A BOAT_____/
which probably makes you pretty angry. I’d be pretty pissed too.
This was written on my wall: “I don’t know what sort of ninjas YOU’RE hanging out with, but the ninjas I know can out-sex a pirate any day ;)”
after I posted this gem of a status: o0olibelulao0o is a dirty pirate hooker. (it was halloween just for the record, and I was a pirate.)
Post # 5
Baha, I haven’t tried looking back at my status updates yet. Gonna go take a whirl through time! These are just from 2006:
“Unfortunatly it only lasted about 5 minutes :'(“ — posted on my wall in 2006 by my Fiance, who at the time was just a friend who lived on my dorm floor. Nooooo idea!
“thinking she should clean her room soon because the snacks are totally coming tomorrow … ;D” Um… okay then.
“stabbing something. Or going to class. Or eating. Or maybe ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME!”
“reading. Always readingggg. *shoots Charles Dickens*” Anyone who’s ever read Bleak House should understand. Especially if you had to read it in a week.
Post # 6
@MissCalifornia: Ooh, never read Bleak House but I can’t STAND Charles Dickens, and I love reading.
The only other thing I’ve found so far is my status one day “Galloway111 wants to kick a wall.”
The next day: …”Still wants to kick a wall.”
Two days later: “…is happy!”
The next day: “Is really really happy! :D”
So apparently I had massive mood swings? lol. I’m finding that a lot with my statuses… I change my mood every day. Sometimes multiple times a day.
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Post # 8
You know what’s a funny word… dictator… think about it, it sounds like an insult. Lol I think I’m gonna start calling people dick-tators.
“Girllll you gotta watch your crotch” -stacey. Hahahahahahaha
Haha when I woke up this morning I opened my internet browser on my phone and I had googled “alcohol poisioning” wtf happened last night!?
HAHAHA I CRACK MYSELF UP!
Post # 9
“So bummed i really want a pickle and the stupid jar wont open :(” From 4 days ago lol
” i’ll always be your goldfish! thanks!” From a friend…
“Gave emma her first official bath and she peed on me….. twice…. lol”
“entertainment= juan+friends taking our washer and dryer upstairs to our 3rd story apartment lol…”
“Got a round house kick to the jaw from a 2 year old… it really hurt…”
Here is a few of mine…
Post # 10
“I wish I was a turtle so I could breathe out of my butt.”
I have NO IDEA wtf I’m talking about…or what context this could possibly have been in.
Post # 11
@NerdLove11: Yours just made me LOL…
Post # 12
My favorite is “listening to jonathan talk. and talk. and talk.” This was about my Darling Husband around the time we first started hanging out but before actually dating.
Post # 13
I was quoting a friend from the night before “You are 50% sober , I am 50% sober , together are 100% sober… we can handle this!” – 2009
Post # 14
Oh, too many to list here. Evidently, when I first started using facebook, I was an annoying vague commenter.
Fine examples include:
– “over it”
– “some people are just rude”
– “sick of waiting for others to be on the same page” (Clearly, I was having a bad waiting day. )
What is funny to me is this type of status update annoy me to no end now. Needless to say these vague posts were deleted right away.
Post # 15
I don’t have mine yet. But I’m enjoying reading. Good idea for a fun thread, galloway111!
Post # 16
@panterapeach: I like your analysis of your statuses. 🙂