Post # 1
My ass is lumpy, my belly’s plumpy
Cankles, and cravings, and hormones, OH MY!
My back hurts, too tight are my shirts
Alas these 40 weeks seem to fly by.
It’s difficult, sure, very hard work
And sometimes I know I act like a jerk,
But there’s not a single moment I regret,
Not a kick, roll, or punch I’ll forget
So here’s to the last few weeks,
And high hopes for very few leaks!
It won’t be too much longer now,
Til we meet our bundle of joy and sigh “wow”…
Post # 3
AWWWW its’ sooo cute and sweet and maybe a little cheesy, but that good cheesy kind lol
Post # 4
@DaneLady: LOVE. THIS. I think the line about leaking was my favorite 🙂
Post # 5
“And high hopes for very few leaks!” LOL! Awesome poem. I’m only 24 weeks but I relate totally.
Post # 6
Haha, thanks gals… I’m certainly not and English major!
Also, @MrsCarnival: may or may not have been a bit of a muse… she is the one who taught me the word “sneed” after all 😛
Post # 7
@DaneLady: And I was only 5 weeks at the time!
Lordy, that doesn’t bode well for future pregnancies…
Post # 8
@MrsCarnival: Two words… PANTY LINERS.
Post # 9
@DaneLady: Aw that’s cute and funny! Love it!