(Closed) Priceless quotes from your guy

posted 9 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
9816 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

“Katy, who were those magician tiger trainer guys? Do you remember? One of them got mauled by a tiger? Oh yeah, Sigmund and Freud!”

No dear.

Post # 4
701 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

me- how do you feel about it?

SO- ummm hungry!

me- what?!? How does that situation make you feel???


It’s sorta a joke now but the first time it came about he really didn’t know what words to use to describe feelings other than bad or good

Post # 5
244 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

@redheadem:  I swear I’ve had that same conversation with mine…

Post # 7
3450 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

“I’m not smiling. That’s just the shape my face is in.”

“Oh, who doesn’t like a nice beaver?”  -While holding a stuffed beaver in a store

“Hurts.”  -His reply when I asked how it felt to be 36 on his birthday.

Post # 8
119 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

“You know who’s hot? Adam Levine.” 

What’s worse is when he said it I thought he meant Adam Lambert!

Post # 9
1398 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Him-“How come you never make any casseroles?”

Me-“What are you talking about? I make casseroles all the time, at least once a week!”

Him-“No you don’t. I’ve never seen you put crushed potato chips on anything.”

Apparently, his definition of a casserole, thanks to his mothers cooking, is anything with crushed potato chips on top.


Post # 12
67 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Him: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Watching Little Women”

Him: “Is that the one that comes before or after Three Men and a Little Lady?”


Post # 13
1806 posts
Buzzing bee

I shit you not:

Him – ‘Is Rhode Island a state?’

Me – silence

Him – ‘Because I can never remember..I mean, people don’t really talk about it a lot.’

Post # 14
6033 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2019 - City, State

him: ” it must suck that tom cruise and katie holmes’ daughter is named the same thing as the personal assistant on the new iphones. do you think they did that on purpose? i think thats mean.”

me: ” ………..her name is suri”

him: ” yep just like the lady on your iphone. see. i told you.”

me: ” the ‘lady’ on my iphone is named siri hun. not suri.”

him: “………oh…….well nevermind then”

Post # 15
2977 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

On Steven Tyler:

“He looks like a skeleton wrapped in plastic”. 



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