(Closed) PSA: Peeing while wearing your dress

posted 11 years ago in Dress
Post # 47
11808 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2009 - Barr Mansion

Just another reason I’m so grateful I wore a short dress!

Post # 48
111 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2009

HAHA i figured this out at prom. it’s the hardest thing EVER! thanks for the advice. i think i’m going to put on my old prom dress and practice!!! lol

Post # 49
3124 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2009

that is such a random, hilarious, and completely useful piece of advice!  I have a relatively easy dress, but i haven’t tried wearing it all day yet.  I’ll tuck this info away, just in case!!

CONGRATS on the recent nuptials!

Post # 50
3098 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2009

I totally and completely forgot to pee while at my wedding. It’s a good thing, because I had already realized that if I had to pee while in the dress, I’d have to take it off to be able to so do so!

Post # 51
768 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2010

i have a small bladder but i will have my own personal bathroom to use and my dress won’t be that big. i have no problem asking for help however and because of the aforementioned small bladder, i will (and have) peed anywhere. but that’s a story for another day.

Post # 52
256 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

@sparkle – It wasn’t that bad, what was really funny was when she realized what happened and yelled “Jesus F*ing Christ Mom!”, I’m pretty sure they heard her throughout the church…But we just patted her train dry and then it was time to walk down the aisle and she forgot all about it 🙂

Post # 53
2007 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

Ha ha!  That’s a fantastic PSA!  I would have just gone in the outhouse (they had just been delivered and were perfectly clean after all) but my mom and sisters vetoed.  So I popped a squat behind a bush right before the ceremony.  One of my bridesmaids held my train but I probably could have managed without.  Fortunately I didn’t have to go for the rest of the night!

Post # 54
1020 posts
Bumble bee

this post is just AWESOME!!!!

Post # 55
62 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: January 2010

… so what happens if you have to go #2?

Post # 56
271 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

Wow, facing the back of the toilet, genius!  I will so do this.

Post # 57
250 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

One more reason I want to be a short dress bride, HA!

Post # 59
1813 posts
Buzzing bee

hopefully not Too Much Information, but I have digestive issues, and this was a major concern for me!  I ended up falling in love w/ a dress that was easily taken on and off, and I didn’t use the optional button loops (they weren’t fabric and didn’t really make a difference)

luckily, I went RIGHT before I put on my dress then didn’t go again until I changed into my getaway dress (a little early)  granted, I was probably slightly dehydrated!

Post # 60
2186 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

@Carbon Girl

Funny and educational.  I always thought my BM’s would help me.  That’s what they are there for, right? 


LOL!!! thats why they call them BM’s right? 🙂

Post # 61
1188 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

Ok, SO helpful!  I am a small-bladdered girl who’s been thinking about how to go about handling this situation.  Thanks for the advice!

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