- 7 years ago
- Wedding: October 2015
When my Fiance is in the slightest bit of pain, he’ll twitch and jerk like you just cut his arm off. I dont know why, but it just drives me insane! I always want to call him a baby or to grow a pair, but that would just be mean. XD
I guess the reason it bothers me so much is because I have sciatica, plus I’ve had migraines since I was 6, so I’m used to pain. I live with it everyday. And if he gets like a random nerve spasm he’ll act like he’s dying.
I hate to hear him chew, although I think he doesn’t eat enough! I know it’s not his fault that I can’t stand the chewing noise so I just nonchalantly turn on some music or even a fan or something and hope he doesn’t notice, lol.
And, I’m the loud sneezer in this household. For some reason it seems like the terrible thing that has caused me to sneeze will simply not go far enough away from me unless it is cursed away with a sufficiently loud Ahh, CHOOOO!!!!! (always away from people, of course). The sneeze noise is like those gargoyles on churches. You have to scare the crap out of the microorganisms if you really mean business, y’know?
I have a colleague that instead of jsut writing haha like a normal person will right Ha, Ha – it drives me NUTS
He has a hilarious story of being in his sleeping bag in some hostel dorm room in Australia, and waking up to some guy shouting to “stop wanking off, whatever sick bastard is doing that!” His foot makes this loud rythmic rubbing sound on the nylon sleeping bag and somebody was sure he was whacking off, haha.
@IAmTheShadow: My dad LOUD screams when he sneezes.. And let me tell you, you are totally allowed to feel crazy about that! lolol! 24 years of life with someone who does that is enough to drive a person (ME) crazy! I can’t be around him in public when he sneezes because people jump in shock (Quite literally jump) and look for the source of the noise. It hurts my ears like crazy… It’s awful but when I’m around him, if I hear him about to sneeze? I cover my ears and run… No joke.
That said, my fiance will take a nap and grab my arm or something in his sleep.. Freaks me out, but I”ll deal!
@IAmTheShadow: DH chews his finger when he’s nervous or stressed. (Or when he’s playing video games which is always.) He only does it at home/in places where he’s comfortable and it really shouldn’t irritate me so much but it DOES. I’m always slapping his hand which is horribly matronly but omg that squeaking noise it makes AAGGGHHH.
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