Post # 1
I don’t know if it’s a full moon or what but there are some funny/odd/ interesting fb posts onwall feed today that I bought I should share with you bees.
1. About to get intimate with a cow. Pregnacy check anyone?:)
2.I just learned that going in to a store walking up to a random girl and saying ” girl, look at that body” with air quotes is not be best way to make new friends.
3. When in the shower at the gym and the guy next to you complement’s your beard, do not in return say ” thanks… I uh… Like your penis”… You will be beat up.
4. I just quit my job stocking shelves at Walmart. It was to stressful for me. I am now applying for a job at the -name of infant to-preschool age child daycare in town-. Wish me luck!
5. Does anyone still own yugioh cards? Wanna duel?
Anyone elce have some funny ones?
Post # 3
Oh my gosh…
What is wrong with people?! 😉
Post # 4
Lol, you should submit them to Lamebook…
Post # 6
The awkward moment when someone says “I need my beauty sleep.”, when in fact they need to hibernate
“Three words that will save the economy- gay bridal registry.”
Finding your shoes in the oven. This is my life.
Post # 7
and my FB post today….
Keep scrollin… I got nothin.
Post # 8
@imalittlebirdie: #4 kiiiiiiiiillllled me just now ahahahha
Post # 9
Yup. Best part? I talk to most of these people on a semi regularbasis in RL….smh
No one elce has awkward fb posts?
Post # 10
My favorites are;
“Sometimes I need to remind myself that flying off the handle never solves a thing….”
“Evidently apathy is a contagious thing around here…I just don’t have the energy to care anymore”
“I’m a F****g genius…I just figure out how to hook up a wireless printer.”
Not as funny as OPs but the sarcasm is abundant!
Post # 11
“I don’t remember you looking any better….but then again, I don’t remember you.”
“Girls are so sneaky…smh.”
“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” (Courtesy of my dorky FI)
“18 years old and my feet don’t even touch the floor in the Waffle House booth…”
“The toilet paper roll: changing it when it’s empty is NOT rocket science.”
“Well I got court today I hope they don’t send me to jail…ugh over an stupied ticket so stupied.” (actual spelling…)
Post # 12
lol I think my favorite of the day is a conversation between my best friend and her former college roommate. Best friend got back a week ago from a trip to PR and posted pics, former roommate comments: “Wait! Where are you?!?” Best friend replies: “Right now? Home.” lol