Post # 1
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Buzzing bee
My SO cracks me up. I don’t even know what he’s thinking about half the time, and I think that’s probably a good thing.
We were just sitting here tonight on the couch. I was surfing the net, and he was playing a video game. He just randomly says, “Do we have to have a baby?” I’m like, “um what brought this up?” We literally hadn’t even been talking to each other LOL. “Well, I know you want a baby, but do we have to have one right now?” We’re not even engaged yet, and we literally haven’t remotely discussed having children besides knowing that we want them eventually.
WTF! LOL Does your SO ever say stuff like this out of the blue?
Post # 3
Hostess
8576 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
Um.. well.
The other night, my fi came streaking into our bedroom, naked after a shower. He’s standing on one foot, putting his socks and undies on.. and suddently he says, “I”m a flamingo!”.
I about died laughing.
Post # 4
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Bumble bee
@beetee123: What my Fiance does (and drives me insane lol) is making science stuff up. Like randomly using science words he hears me say (I am a chemist) and making no sense out of them, he loves me making me upset doing that.
He also loves waking me up on the phone by multiplying numbers wrongly.
He loves making stories up out of nowhere. It’s crazy.
Post # 5
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Bumble bee
YES I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THIS
One time I made pesto pasta and my Fiance haaaaaaaaaated it so he just picked at it then decided to make himself a burger. I teased him about not eating a meal I made for him. Totally lighthearted. I love pesto so whatever, more for me.
AND HE SAID
“Okay but listen to me 208bride I am not going to eat everything you make me someday you are going to make me a baby and I’m probably not going to eat it so you need to come to terms with this now”
Post # 6
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Buzzing bee
@jenilynevette: OMG I’m dying over here. I’m just imagining my SO doing that. He does all kinds of crazy things like that. He constantly dances. One night he just breaks out in dance, when I gave him a funny look he said something to the effect of me just being jealous of his ability to dance, he dances into the hallway and I hear a loud bang and, “I’m okay!” Guys are hilarious!
@AnaA: I went to nursing school for ONE semester, and my SO is always asking me strange things about viruses and diseases. This is a recent development. “Would you say a virus is worse than a bacteria?” “Can you kill a virus or bacteria?” “If I were to try to kill the entire planet with a disease, should I make my disease a virus or a bacteria?” Like I don’t feel comfortable answering these questions!!
@208bride: Oh gosh! That cracked me up HAHAHA. It sounds like my SO isn’t the only crazy person who says random things LOL.
Post # 7
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Bumble bee
@beetee123: Lol! My Fiance would be like:
did you know a bacteria infected a virus and this created parasites and then there was a pandemic and everyone but one guy and girl died and then they had to repopulate earth? (THIS IS ALL NOT TRUE LOL)
GAAAH >___>
Post # 9
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Buzzing bee
@AnaA: LOL, obviously your background in science hasn’t taught you anything. He is 100% right about the creation of the universe and its beings.
Post # 10
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Bumble bee
@208bride: LOL! Well that’s a relief x)
Post # 11
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Helper bee
@AnaA: My Fiance does something similar. I learned about primates as part of my college degree, so my Fiance likes to spout intentionally incorrect facts about primates like, “All monkeys are apes.” Gah.
Post # 12
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Bumble bee
@asbtoabs: Do you find it annoying?
I sometimes feel bad because I do :C
He gets all “I annoy you :'(” and just breaks my heart lol.
Post # 13
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Bumble bee
This maybe isn’t exactly the random you mean, but it was random as hell for me!About half a year into our relationship, I decided to broach the topic of kids with Fiance (BF at the time). I thought it would be good to get out into the air because I was thinking that I’d want kids, while he had consistently voiced at every opportunity that he hated them, didn’t know what to do with them, was basically terrified of them, etc. I prepared myself for the worst when I asked him if he would ever want kids, and how many.
Fiance: I guess 6.
Me: ………………. what
Fiance: Like, at least 4, but you’d need to get 2 girls and 2 boys so that they can have a partner, but the odds of that happening are pretty slim, so you’d probably have to try a few more times. So I’d say 6.
Me: …………………………………… oh my god you’re serious
Apparently it’s because he was raised in a family of 4 boys, but like, COME ON. ARE YOU SERIOUS. It was pretty hilarious, hahah.
Post # 14
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Helper bee
@AnaA: I don’t really find it annoying, but my work now has pretty much nothing to do with primates. I could see myself getting a little irritated if he frequently made ridiculous comments related to my current field. Just don’t let your Fiance teach his creation myth to your future children/pets/nieces and nephews 😉
Post # 15
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Sugar bee
@208bride: And that made me snort.
Post # 16
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1129 posts
Bumble bee
@asbtoabs: LOL! He LOVES kids and is ALWAYS making stories up for them. And they LOVE it!
I find it kind of cute but when they grow up they get mad at them because some of them actually believed him.
My Future Brother-In-Law, for example, believed for many years (and proudly told his friends) that Fiance jumped and landed gracefully from the third floor of a building lol.
