Post # 1
totally lifted this idea from twitter. anyway..
- I totally drove through a police block today by accident. they were directing traffic, I didn’t realize it and had a green light, neither cop was paying attention to anything, and I just went. realized it after. neither cop cared.
- I would like certain wedding guests to realize that my wedding is, in fact, not about them. it is not a chance for them to stir up family drama, do that on your own time. if you plan to do so, and cannot act like the legal adult you are, please let me know and stay home. I don’t like you anyway.
Post # 3
LOL. this is so funny! I dont have any confessions but wanted to let you know this is good times. I am so glad that I dont believe in any of this crap and I love how so many other bees can laugh at it too 🙂
I was kind of hoping that I would find some poor souls who wanted to give away their stuff and money since the rapture is coming today and all. But no luck for me 🙁 LOL
Post # 4
Rapture Confession: I backed into my 3 year old brother’s bike the other day. In my defense, it was DIRECTLY behind my car, and there was no way I could have seen it.
The fact that one of his training wheels is bent is totally my fault.
Phew. A few Hail Mary’s and I’m good to go now.
Post # 5
@bestbuddies: bahaha good idea, but i have horrible guilt and would have felt terrible taking it. sigh.
@Miss Fish: lol. is he horribly mad??
Post # 6
@sorrycharlie: Nah, he barely noticed. Mom was pretty irritated though.
Post # 7
Confession: My stepson is full of a ridiculous amount of energy today and I just want to take a nap. In fact, after his grandmother leaves I may just order pizza for dinner because I feel lazy damnit. I wish Darling Husband would get home from work.
Post # 8
Loving this thread.
I have absolutely NO desire to go to my graduation tomorrow. I feel so loved that my dad and aunt flew out here from TN but I am also irritated because that means I really have to go now. I graduated 6 MONTHS ago and it is ridiculous that there is only a ceremony once a year. I’m over it. I’ve moved on. Plus, I have to be there by 7am.
I feel better now.
Post # 9
Confession: im ready to kick everyone of my bridesmaids out of my wedding…and replace them with cardboard cut out of people who actually like me and want to stand up inmy wedding! geeesshh!
Post # 10
EDITED: protecting the innocent in case the world doesn’t end
Post # 11
my dad made me invite my back stabbing cousin. so on her rsvp card i wrote dont bother sending this back i dont want you there. i really dont she called me a slut at christmas…ive been with the same person almost 2 years i dont know what her flippin problem was.
Post # 12
@MrsStrawberry24: HAHA! oh I am right there with you!
Post # 13
@bakerella: Confession 2: We ate pizza for dinner and I enjoyed every bite. Then my stepson proclaimed that he was tired and wanted to go to bed. It wasn’t even 7 yet. Okay! I am going to have a glass of wine and enjoy the solitude until Darling Husband gets home 🙂
ETA – I don’t know why this replied to myself and it won’t let me erase it. Confession 3: I am apparently a technology numbnuts.
Post # 14
@helenberrycrunch: Oh my goodness can we have a “get-away-from-me-mother” party? My moms the exact same way!
My confession related to the rapture? My best friend told me she would call me around 6 so that if it was true at least we could go together. Well 6 came and went and she didn’t call, and for a few minutes I actually thought that she had been raptured and I just wasn’t chosen.
Post # 15
@ceamoste: ahhhhahaha you poor thing 🙂
I dont have any confession but I wrote by bucketlist afterthinking about it. Nowe I have a bucket list!
Post # 16
@ceamoste: You know, I always knew I liked you! Used to read your blog before I had to take it on the DL.