(Closed) Relationship silliness – hopefully we’ll get some laughs out of this!

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Who farted first?
    It was me : (43 votes)
    16 %
    It was him : (125 votes)
    47 %
    I wanted to die : (35 votes)
    13 %
    It was hilarious : (62 votes)
    23 %
  • Post # 3
    2999 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2013

    Uh ya….my SO was definitely first. Its not possible to count how many times he farts. It doesn’t phase me though–my dad and brother are the same way.  I have squeaked one on accident lol but I just laugh. I am the burper though!! and a damn good one Tongue Out

    Post # 4
    5011 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: April 2012

    I have no idea. We’ve both got IBS so fart a fair bit. At least mine tend not to stink… his are usually silent but deadly!

    Post # 5
    3799 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    sigh. I was first. And yes, I wanted to die.

    We had been together about 6 months and neither one of us had farted in front of the other yet. We had a bet going as to who would be first. I was determined to not let it be me.

    Well, one morning he was lying on top of me and tickling me and his hips were pushing on my stomach and it just came out. Loud! He tortured me about it for a week. Then a few weeks later, he was really, really sick and he stood up to go to the bathroom and I made him laugh…since he was sick he couldn’t hold it in, and while he was laughing, left a huge fart! Finally we were even!

    I have to say a lot of tension left our relationship after we got past the ‘first fart’ stage.

    Post # 6
    14495 posts
    Honey Beekeeper
    • Wedding: June 2011

    Darling Husband farts maybe once a year, seriously, his stomach is so bad that he rarely gets gas.  When he does, I die laughing.  You would think he just bought me the biggest diamond in the world I get so excited over it.  So that means I was, eh, I can’t help it.  It is what it is.

    Post # 7
    7431 posts
    Busy Beekeeper
    • Wedding: October 2009

    I have no idea who was first, but we both do it around each other. We are super comfortable, so pretty much anything is fair game!

    Post # 8
    4693 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    He definitely farted first.  He sat on my lap and let one rip.  I guess he thought that would be a good way to break the ice so to speak??  Who knows.  I never fart in front of him, but I did by accident once when we were having sex.  Most mortifying moment of my life!!! Embarassed

    Post # 10
    266 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    i’m gassy when nervous and on our second date we were pulled over by the police (speeding so i’m not even sure why i was nervous) So i was the first. (I’m sure he was sneaking them in on the first date, but we were in a crowded place I wouldn’t have caught it.

    So there I am slappin em out like the classy bride I’d one day be 🙂

    Post # 11
    573 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2014

    He farted first. 6.5 years later and I still tell him I never fart. I have when he is around by accident and he is nice enough to never say anything because he knows I would die. It doesn’t bother me when he does because my brother and cousins are the types to let them fly, and announce it so while I do not enjoy farts I am used to them.

    Burping I do pretty regularly, and loud. I’m such a class act.

    Post # 12
    6998 posts
    Busy Beekeeper
    • Wedding: February 2011

    nieither of us do it in front of each other on purpose! haha – it wouldn’t bother me coming from him though – i grew up with 2 brothers and a father who were not shy about that sort of thing AT ALL but i’ve always been the kind of person that hides its – my mother was the same way, i swear she never used the bathroom.


    Post # 13
    4124 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: September 2018

    It was probably him.  But we fart all the time, and find it really funny.  The other day in bed he did a really smelly one and then let it bellow in my face – not impressed!  But we laughed about it.

    @MissBoPeep:   I farted in his face when he was down on me once (TMI I know).  I was soooo ashamed. But it was funny, he’ll never let me forget about it though!

    Post # 14
    1013 posts
    Bumble bee

    He farts….ALOT! And its always funny. But he definitely told me from day one not to fart or talk about poop to him LMAO. He said its disgusting to think of a lady doing it.  So i never have honestly. Which has been fine. 2 year living together and no issue. 

    Post # 15
    4284 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    My Fiance was definetly the first. After almost a year he told me he would never marry me if I didn’t fart in front of him. I think it was more feeling comfortable enough to do it around him. Eventually I did and I was so embarrased! He started jumping up and down high fiving me!!! LOL After almost 5 years…. anything is free game!

    Post # 16
    273 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: November 2012

    Hahaha I love this thread!  FI and I are 11 months from being married and netiher of us has noticibly farted in front of the other.  That is not to say that it hasn’t happened, but we have four dogs (two of which are boston terriers which are infamous for their gas) so the finger is pointed at them an awful lot.  My mom thinks that it is HILARIOUS that we try to stay so modest about it!

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