(Closed) Ridiculous and/or Embarrassing Nicknames You Have For Your SO!

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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9824 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

My Darling Husband calls me “Turdblossom” when he wants to really piss me off 🙂

I don’t think I have an embarrassing one for him! Must get on that immediately.

Post # 4
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I call him cuddlebug, and due to a story that I can’t remember telling (though everyone ELSE does apparently) last New Year’s Eve…he calls me “cheesewheel”

Post # 5
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336 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

Poobum when he annoys me, Weasel when he doesn’t. 

Post # 6
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287 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

I call mine swampa$$ and he calls me pretty pretty princess (when i’m being a total bia).

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013

We call each other “babby.” It’s from a video of a Yahoo questions questions about how babies are made. It’s pretty funny when we use it in front of other people–we’ve gotten lots of weird looks, haha.

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

buns, boobies, pookie pookerson, anything to annoy my love 🙂

Post # 9
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Buzzing Beekeeper

@vorpalette:  gotta love Y!A “where do babbies come from????? 10 points!!!”

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

@Juliepants, love the pants banter, sooo cute!

I call him my blanquito cochino bambino, i mostly call him blanquito for short.

(Translation: little white baby pig or little white pig baby)

Sometimes I call him studmuffin outta the blue, like hey there studmuffin, that usually cracks him up.

He calls me flaca. And sometimes, sweet brown sugar, lol!

But that’s about it…nothing super exciting here.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

HotStuff, Sweet Pants, Sweet Boy, Sweet Faced Boy, Love Muffin, Lover Boy, Sugar Boogar, Baby Cakes, My Little Cutie Patootie, Sugar Lips, Doll Face, 

Post # 12
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

Sometimes I call him “poodle”. No real reason, I just think its funny and kind of ridiculous. He calls me “B”. It usually means “babe” but it could also stand for “bitch”. It’s fun to decipher which is which. 🙂

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Mine is sooo random. We started calling each other Boyf & Girlf as pet names, then it evolved into boyfy & girlfa, then it became berka & gerka  on a random road trip. Now that he’s my fiancé it’s Fierka!! Hahaha sometimes if I’m drunk I accidentally let slip in public a fierka! People are like wha?? So embarrassing

Post # 14
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1994 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

@KatyElle:  I seriously Lol’d at “Turdblossom”

Post # 15
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

My Darling Husband is very quick-witted and always has some type of a quip or comeback. So, sometimes I will refer to him as “Mr. Brainy Britches” for his smarty-pants commentary, lol!

@Juliepants:  See, more references to pants! LOL

Post # 16
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

My Fiance has curly hair and grows a fluffy beard. When we first started dating he HATED, and I mean HATED pet names. Later in the relationship he got used to me calling him grizzly bear, but he has always felt weird calling me any names.Once in a blue moon he’ll call me princess or honey. I can count the number of times on one hand.

 

I call him (all the time):

grizzly bear

grizzly

grizz grizz

stinky

stinky bear

baby bear

coochie bear

coochie berry

little brat

 

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