(Closed) “RSVP or I’ll kill you”- too much?

posted 10 years ago in Logistics
Post # 3
507 posts
Busy bee

Bahahaha.  I love it. (Not your frustration, but the thread title).  Not sure which site you’re using, but I had some issues today with ours – ewedding – it wasn’t allowing a RSVP for more than 1 person, even though I had the settings right.  Good luck!  ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 5
759 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

I thought you had printed that on your invites.lol.hopefully everyone responds last minute.

Post # 6
10972 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

HAha how about…

“Those who do not RSVP will not eat at the wedding.” ๐Ÿ˜›  just playing, just playing.

Been there, done that. I was SO frustrated at the final 15 people who just would not RSVP to our wedding last September.

Post # 7
3993 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

I wish you’d done that! haha. I would tell you that you’ll get a sudden surge of RSVP’s but I don’t want to get your hopes up. We only got 5 the week of the RSVP deadline. Most people either did it ASAP or not at all, though a few trickled in.

Post # 9
573 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

I had to threaten a few people for their answer…it’s so silly.  Someone told me about a bride who wrote ‘Please RSVP by such and such date or bring yourself a sandwich and a lawn chair’   so hilarious.

Post # 10
2294 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

Hey, sometimes you gotta use shock value to get the message across. I wanted to “kill” a bunch of my guests for being lazy w/ the RSVPing too!

I mean, how hard is it to check a box and pop an envelope that’s already been PAID for in the mailbox, or in your case, go to a website and abduct and adduct your right second digit onto a mouse button???

Post # 11
1525 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Right there with you. ๐Ÿ˜‰  My favorite response so far is “I’ll try to be there, but it’s hard without a car.”  WTH am I supposed to do with that? Offer to pick them up? It’s a yes or no question…




Post # 13
3389 posts
Sugar bee

@Mrs. Meowerson:  I would phone everyone on the RSVP list the day after the due date and say something like: “I guess you didn’t RSVP me back, so I assume you are not coming to my wedding, then it’s safe to invite someone else, am I correct Ma’am/ Mister_______?” Then they will have to respond with a YES or NO!

Post # 14
573 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@atalante:  I hate ‘I’ll try’ answers!! Like cool…so I’ll rent enough stuff for you and send you the bill if you decide not to show up!! 

Post # 15
162 posts
Blushing bee

Brutal!! If it is online RSVP especially whats the hold up!!

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