(Closed) Saw on another page…What I Really Meant to Say…

posted 10 years ago in Emotional
Post # 3
3162 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

Oooh this is a good one.

Bridesmaid or Best Man – What I said: Sure, I’d love for you to come over sunday night I just need to see when FI’s flight gets in.

WHat I meant: STOP INVITING YOURSELF OVER TO MY APARTMENT. My Fiance will be gone all f**king weekend and if you weren’t so self-absorbed and didn’t have your head so far up your own ass you’d realize that maybe I’d like a little ALONE TIME with him for the few hours he will be home sunday night before we have another full week of work you needy b***h. Maybe if you weren’t so incredibly full of yourself and picky when it comes to men, you’d actually have a boyfriend and understand what it’s like to want alone time with your man.

Post # 4
112 posts
Blushing bee

What does his ex’s size have to do with anything? 

Post # 5
234 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2010

I need to warn you all – I’m a very nice person but if I let my mind wander and I give in to the dark side, it is very dark – I would NEVER say any of this out loud to the person in question. Please don’t hate me!

Said to Friend: Oh sweetie you just have to stop looking for a man to find one. There is someone out there for everyone.

Read between the lines: Oh honey, you are imature and a total tool.  I love you but it’s because you are my friend and even then I want to gouge my eyes out with a dull plastic spoon if I spend too much time around you.  Maybe there is a deaf & blind man out there who is wealthy and would love to pay off all the bills you keep racking up because you don’t want to have to work a “normal” job to make money but want to keep the job you have because you set your own hours.  Maybe when you decide to act your age you will meet someone who wants to settle down and maybe he will be 10 years older then you, but so what? Beggers can’t be choosers.



Post # 6
521 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 1969

oh thoughts could get me in trouble:

What she said: Oh your ring is sooo….small

What I said: Thank you and I think it’s prefect for us and walked away

What I wanted to say: you freaking rude *beepity beepity beep beep* How dare you say such a thing! I hate you! So what if my ring couldn’t kill a person if I slapped them but I didn’t want that. So what my fiance didn’t want to go into debt to afford a huge ring like yours..enjoy your debt, hope you choke! I picked out this ring and I love it and it’s the perfect size for my finger. *as I scoop out her eyes with a dull spoon*

Post # 7
344 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

To family and friends who couldn’t come to my wedding

Them: Sorry we aren’t going to be able to make it, with the economy the way it is it is just to hard right now.  Hope all goes well.

Me:  Hey don’t worry about it, I understand the whole money thing.

What I wanted to say was:  So what you really mean is that you would rather support mexicos economy while you go on your second vacation there in 6 months and you would rather help vegas out with their powerbill as a good samaritan service.  Why not just say, hey I don’t want to spend money to come to nowhereville nebraska when I could go somewhere cool.  Sorry you aren’t important enough!!!

Wow that feels good to type

Post # 8
145 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

What was said:

Me: “so this is when the flowers will be delivered”

Bridesmaid or Best Man:” Oh, okay. Well why don’t you do this and this and this instead”

Me: “I will think about that. thanks!”

What I mean to say:

STOP F*#$*ng not having any imput whatsoever on anything, and then when I finally tell you what is going on, you all of the sudden decide that EVERYTHING should be changed? Why? becuase that is how YOU did it at YOUR wedding… butt out!


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