Post # 1
What I want you to write…Is something you said, but actually meant something else. Whether it was a more serious take on it, or you shut-yourself-up, or anything. Spill it here! To anyone, coworkers, Fiance, Boyfriend or Best Friend, IL’s…whoever you want. No judgements, but dang, it will feel good. Here is mine:
Said: Really? You are just waiting for the perfect moment? Oh, that’s a huge step forward!
What I meant: Boyfriend or Best Friend. Your ex was a fat, crazy and cold-hearted person. She is at LEAST three times bigger than me. She never cleaned, never cooked, and complained about everything. I change our sheets once ever 2 weeks, wash your clothes, fold them, and put them away. I let you go where ever you want (hunting/fishing) and try so hard to join in when you ask and enjoy it. I have asked you to go shopping with me about 3 times. You declined twice. Why were you engaged to her-but so afraid to with me? Shouldn’t you be jumping for joy, thinking you found the woman of your dreams? Wouldn’t you want to make it official and make me forever yours ASAP before I get away? How was she good enough, but not me? You say you are getting closer to proposing, but you see that I want to now, so WHY DON’T YOU. What exactly are you waiting for? Why are you so scared of it? I think your reasons are bullshit. That you don’t want to do something that someone else suggested since you didn’t come up with the idea.
Ex-bf. Said: Oh, sorry, so how are you? How have things been?
What I meant: Yeah, we talk here and there. You’re nice now, but I don’t have any reason to answer to you. If I have a question-I am going to flat out ask. I don’t need to ask how you have been since the last time we spoke, because I don’t really care. And I know you abused my cats while I was gone, even if you deny it. And I know you let your drinking buddies as well.
Post # 3
Oooh this is a good one.
Bridesmaid or Best Man – What I said: Sure, I’d love for you to come over sunday night I just need to see when FI’s flight gets in.
WHat I meant: STOP INVITING YOURSELF OVER TO MY APARTMENT. My Fiance will be gone all f**king weekend and if you weren’t so self-absorbed and didn’t have your head so far up your own ass you’d realize that maybe I’d like a little ALONE TIME with him for the few hours he will be home sunday night before we have another full week of work you needy b***h. Maybe if you weren’t so incredibly full of yourself and picky when it comes to men, you’d actually have a boyfriend and understand what it’s like to want alone time with your man.
Post # 4
What does his ex’s size have to do with anything?
Post # 5
I need to warn you all – I’m a very nice person but if I let my mind wander and I give in to the dark side, it is very dark – I would NEVER say any of this out loud to the person in question. Please don’t hate me!
Said to Friend: Oh sweetie you just have to stop looking for a man to find one. There is someone out there for everyone.
Read between the lines: Oh honey, you are imature and a total tool. I love you but it’s because you are my friend and even then I want to gouge my eyes out with a dull plastic spoon if I spend too much time around you. Maybe there is a deaf & blind man out there who is wealthy and would love to pay off all the bills you keep racking up because you don’t want to have to work a “normal” job to make money but want to keep the job you have because you set your own hours. Maybe when you decide to act your age you will meet someone who wants to settle down and maybe he will be 10 years older then you, but so what? Beggers can’t be choosers.
Post # 6
oh thoughts could get me in trouble:
What she said: Oh your ring is sooo….small
What I said: Thank you and I think it’s prefect for us and walked away
What I wanted to say: you freaking rude *beepity beepity beep beep* How dare you say such a thing! I hate you! So what if my ring couldn’t kill a person if I slapped them but I didn’t want that. So what my fiance didn’t want to go into debt to afford a huge ring like yours..enjoy your debt, hope you choke! I picked out this ring and I love it and it’s the perfect size for my finger. *as I scoop out her eyes with a dull spoon*
Post # 7
To family and friends who couldn’t come to my wedding
Them: Sorry we aren’t going to be able to make it, with the economy the way it is it is just to hard right now. Hope all goes well.
Me: Hey don’t worry about it, I understand the whole money thing.
What I wanted to say was: So what you really mean is that you would rather support mexicos economy while you go on your second vacation there in 6 months and you would rather help vegas out with their powerbill as a good samaritan service. Why not just say, hey I don’t want to spend money to come to nowhereville nebraska when I could go somewhere cool. Sorry you aren’t important enough!!!
Wow that feels good to type
Post # 8
What was said:
Me: “so this is when the flowers will be delivered”
Bridesmaid or Best Man:” Oh, okay. Well why don’t you do this and this and this instead”
Me: “I will think about that. thanks!”
What I mean to say:
STOP F*#$*ng not having any imput whatsoever on anything, and then when I finally tell you what is going on, you all of the sudden decide that EVERYTHING should be changed? Why? becuase that is how YOU did it at YOUR wedding… butt out!