Post # 1
That’s right Bees, I’m hanging up my Superwoman cape for this one and rocking my virus Man-Cold style. I’m off work for the holidays and my children are adults, so no need for me to be heroic here. I’ve caught DH’s Man-Cold and (just to oneupmanship him) I’ve upgraded it to Man-Flu status. And going by my success in nurturing* DH successfully through his Man-Cold, the cure is plenty of rest, Netflix, coffee (tea for me), leftover holiday cookies, mystery novels, breakfast and lunch brought to him, and a box of Kleenex brought to me (memo to self: remember to reach weakly for it)
*nurturing- note on side of the box: may contain traces of sarcasm.
Hoping it’s fairly short lived though, because we’re having a NYE get together tomorrow. Fortunately we ran a bunch of errands yesterday and got everything in for it already. Everyone’s been sick in our area over the holidays 🙁
Can I have some holiday memes to help me through my Man-Virus? NYE resolution memes for when I ‘get back on my feet’ (lol) And random pet memes are always welcome 🙂
Post # 2
Are you sure you’re gonna make it? Man-flu is like the worst thing ever so my husband tells me. Maybe you should go to the ER. And don’t forget to groan anytime you need to move. It must relieve the pain because my husband does that a lot.
Post # 3
I’m dealing with man 😷 right now. Much drama, a lot of sighing with special dose of panting when required to lift a tissue.
feel better soon!!
Post # 4
that second one, though. 😂🤣
feel better. A man cold is serious business. At least according to this meme, which I’m sure is absolutely medically accurate.
Post # 5
Feel better soon!!
Also, did you ask him to call your mom?
Post # 8
I have to admit I have a touch of hypochondria 🙂
Post # 9
I hope you feel better soon. My Fiance was really sick in the lead up to Christmas and chrismas itself then we tagged and I got really sick boxing day and still am. Blah. We both have taken leave and this is our “holiday” this year 🙁
Post # 10
This whole house has a man cold, I don’t know which one of the petri dishes, oops ahem children, infected us all. But it sucks so hard.
And no work for me, so being wrapped up in my blanket on the sofa with Netflix and soup is pretty great.
Post # 11
i is sick too. Had bad sinusitis causing swollen eyes before Christmas and now dragging a cough to new year while trying to finish my dissertation just before new year. Yay! Paw bumps for flu buddies!
Post # 12
My husband is also suffering from the debilitating man-flu. Which, by the way, he’s blaming on the flu shot.
His solution was getting day drunk at Rainforest Cafe, so maybe that will save you?
Post # 14
lol my husband got the flu shot last week and moaned for about 4 days about how bad his arm hurt from the shot. i just can’t anymore…
Post # 15
my husband is actually not that bad when he is sick…but hedoes this great thing where anytime i am sick in any way he jumps to the worst possible conclusion. i just don’t tell him when things are wrong now, bc the last thing i want to hear when i’m not feeling well is the myriad of ways he thinks i could be dying.