(Closed) sexual mishaps

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

lol, Fiance and I have headbutted one another switching positions!

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Ouch! Once I swung my leg to and smacked Darling Husband in the face with my foot.

Post # 5
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

@newname_99:  oh gosh stuff like this happens way too often to us lol. Most of the time its little things like when kissing too aggressively we hear our teeth crash together and immediately start laughing.

or he will think im gumby and im like “ouccchhhh!!!! my leg does not bend like that! wtf!”

We have fallen off the bed because I was so focused on the big moment and trying to get there that I didn’t say “hey um we are sliding too far over” . that was particularly hilarious.

I slammed my head into the headboard of our old bedset. we no longer have a head board. thank god.

I could go on and on about the dumb stuff we have done.

Post # 7
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Helper bee

At the risk of Too Much Information, we were at it on top of a desk; after some time my ex wanted to pick me off the desk and throw me on the bed. Now he was a real skinny guy and I was quite healthy, so the moment he picked me up we both fell in a jumbled heap upon the floor. I hurt my shin quite bad (hairline, actually) but we still carried on till we were finished. Later on, I had to be taken for an x-ray 😛

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

@newname_99:  Continuing the “my leg doesn’t bend that way” theme, I’ve stayed in more than one awkward positions a tad too long and gotten cramps up and down my legs. Owww.

Post # 9
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

@newname_99:  I’ve done this before, as well. I felt so terrible.

We’ve also knocked teeth, I’ve hit my head off the wall, fallen off the couch. It happens to the best of us.

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

Don’t worry about it Panky.  I’ve had a guy break his wrist, crack a rib and get a random bloody nose in the middle of Flagrante Delecto.  I myself have gotten a concussion, Charlie horses and even a visit from Aunt Flo in the the throes of passion….it’s a sport, and with any sport, you run the risk of getting injured.

No guts, no glory.

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

One time I got thrown on the bed but it was too close to the edge and I ended up rolling right off. I couldn’t stop laughing for like an hour afterward.

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

In the beginning, Darling Husband and I both got accidentally hurt so often we wondered if we’d ever be able to have sex without someone getting injured.

Post # 14
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

ugh! leg cramps are the worst! I actually got a hip cramp? is that possible? or maybe it was like a side of my thigh cramp? Fiance has gotten cramps too in his leg or whatever. Cramps are total mood killers!!!

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

@stardustintheeyes:  I’ve definitely gotten quite a few hip cramps! It really, really hurts! We’d have to stop and I’d lie there sprawled out with my leg at an odd angle trying to stretch it out. 

When we first started dating, Darling Husband tossed me onto his old bed which felt like cardboard and almost broke my back. I was definitely in pain for a while. We’ve knocked teeth and heads as well as me accidentally kneeing him in the balls. Lol. Fun times!

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

Too Much Information but sometimes when SO and I go at it a little rough and fast, he’ll slip out and pretty much “punch” me in the junk with his junk. That usually results in both of us curling up and cupping our respective privates. Not the best thing to keep you in the mood, let me tell ya.

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