(Closed) Share your corny jokes!

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Post # 3
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745 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

a man walks into a bar

 

 

 

ouch.

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Two muffins are baking in an oven.

One muffin turns to the other and says “Holy crap it’s hot in here!”

The other muffin says “Holy crap a talking muffin!”

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

My all time fave corny joke

 

What do you get when a Brown chicken mates with a brown cow?

 

Brown-chicken-brown-cow (sing the answer like bow-chicka-bow-wow)

Post # 7
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

What do you call a cow with no legs?

 

Ground beef!

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

What do you call a fish with no eye?

 

 

 

 

 

A Fsh 

 

lol, you did say corny right?

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2010 - Wyndham Sugar Bay Resort, St. Thomas

Why was Tigger in the toilet?

 

He was looking for Pooh.

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

What do you call a bowl of spaghetti standing on a street corner?

 

A pasta-tute!!

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2010 - Calamigos Ranch

What was the pirate’s favorite subject in school?

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRt history.

Post # 14
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2010 - Wyndham Sugar Bay Resort, St. Thomas

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

 

Cause they kept saying “Bach, Bach, Bach”

Post # 15
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Bumble Beekeeper

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke-her face!

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2010 - Wyndham Sugar Bay Resort, St. Thomas

Why do flourescent lights always hum?

 

Because they don’t know the words.

Ooooooo, I’m full of ’em!!

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