- 4 years ago
- Wedding: October 2014
So….normally im super careful to always appear respectable….and make sure im properly dressed when company comes over…this mainly stems from my upbringing and my self-consciousness about myself and my body (i dont like to be lounging no bra ect if someone comes over my memaw would have a cow)…well i was cleaning and wearing a pair of jeans that quite frankly should have been thrown away 2 or 3 years ago…and im pretty sure that 90% of women (heck people in general) all have at least one pair of these jeans….you know the kind….SUPER comfy, soft, broken in just right…..but holes here and there, thread bare, should NEVER be worn out of the house or infront of people….well I got busy cleaning….and forgot that Father-In-Law was comming over, figured what the heck one time of wearing crappy jeans infront of someone wont kill me….and heck it was just Father-In-Law hes seen me puke my guts out one time when Darling Husband and I got food poisioning after going to dinner one weekend we stayed with them…..
well long story short… our cat LOVES to flop on the floor for pets and attention….so without thinking i bend over and give my boy some pets….welp my old faithful jeans ran out of faith because the butt ripped…and of course i was wearing skanky lacy panties….so as im standing up trying to cover my booty….i realize i have an audience….Darling Husband AND Father-In-Law are standing right there saw the whole thing….Father-In-Law and Darling Husband were great about it….but ugghhh omg am I embarassed… Actually idk who was more embarassed me or Father-In-Law….( i know its really not that bad….Father-In-Law has seen me in a bathing suit after all and all he saw was lacy boy short panties and my pasty white butt cheek….could have been worse….but yeah still mortified)….Father-In-Law has been a gem about it….but still….
so hopefully someone has an embarassing story to make me feel a little better??!