(Closed) Share Your Embarassing Stories!!

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Post # 3
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

@MsNarwhal: That one made me snort laugh.

Darling Husband woke me up on the couch once and I had a full conversation with him about the customers in the living room.  Apparently I was dreaming that we had set up a restaurant in the living room.  Darling Husband cries laughing everytime he tells that story.  Not unusual for me to half wake up and still be “in” whatever I am dreaming, sure gives Darling Husband a good laugh.

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Close to the beginning of our relationship, I fell over while taking off a pair of jeans right in front of my fiance… plaf!  Just fell to the side.  He has never forgotten it and still laughs about it to this day.  

I have also lost my footing and fallen down while on a packed subway car, causing a domino effect and knocking over half the passengers in the wagon.  Yikes!

Post # 5
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2011

@tksjewelry: I do this all the time. Darling Husband likes to talk to me when I’m half asleep just to see what I’ll say.

Darling Husband and I worked together before we started dating and one day at lunch we went to this chinese place with a semi-staircase leading to the entrance. Somehow I lost my balance and fell forward and ended up sort of sliding down 8 steps on my knees. Darling Husband turned around just in time to see the end of all this. Did not drop my food.

Post # 6
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

Apperantly I farted in my sleep so loud

i did this once and he woke up in such a fright and panic he said he thought a truck was driving throught he house… yeah honey it wasnt THAT bad (hangs head in shame)

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

I had a pretty ridiculous moment shortly after we first met… A bunch of us were out for dinner in a mall and I thought we were heading down to the first floor, so I stepped on the down escalator. I was wrong though and nobody followed me so I turned around and tried running back up the escalator. I wasn’t getting anywhere and then I tripped and fell on my face and blocked off the escalator to people who were actually trying to go down! So… I had to ride it back down with them and then go back up on the correct escalator while all these people were watching me like an idiot haha. 

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Embarrassing but I’m kind of proud of this.

I wait tables at work and one day the dishwasher had mopped up a spill (which was my fault, btw) right when I was refilling someone’s tea. I came charging through with a glass filled to the brim when I slipped on the mopped floor, right on my tailbone, and emitted a really loud “OW!!!!”

The first thing I did, still sitting on the ground, was look at my cup of tea – still completely full. Everyone came in to see what happened and I smiled frome ear to ear and went “THE TEA IS OK!!!!”

My boss laughed at me and said “You idiot, don’t worry about the tea, are you alright?”

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@MsNarwhal:

Fiance once went out for the night and I stayed in with wine and the TV. Late on into the night I started to surf youtube and came across Lady gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’. After a couple of glasses of wine I felt a strong urge to put it on loud, sing along, and try to mimic her dance moves all across the lving room floor. I must have been fairly drunk because i remember thinking I was doing a really good job. It was just at the bit where I started the ‘scratch the air in front of you’ dance move when I noticed Fiance stood in the doorway pissing himself at me.

Sexy.

Post # 10
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

OMG, you ladies are making me laugh so hard I have tear in my eyes.

Post # 11
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Helper bee

@LGenz: 

Darling Husband likes to talk to me when I’m half asleep just to see what I’ll say.


I do that with my SO as well, he says the most random things when he’s half asleep. Examples include “Those people in the bathroom are probably finished now, so I think you can go in”, “Where the hell is this train going?”, and “Why don’t the rest of you say something? I am working my arse off here!”. I find it adorable 😀

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@BellsforHer:

That’s hilarious…I’m gonna try that!

Post # 13
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5296 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1993

Dear God, I’m dying here!

Well today I was at the post office paying for a package to be shipped for my boss when the guy tells me my company card is expired. How is that possible?! I just got one in August…..and I remember cutting one up. Which of course means, I cut up the wrong one…..I feel smart.

I usually do something embarrassing about once a week.

Here’s my embarrassing talking/acting out in my sleep story –

http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/heres-some-crazy-to-go-with-that-new-wife-of-yours

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

The first date Fiance and I went on was back in high school. We couldn’t even drive yet, our moms dropped us off at the movie theater. So we were waiting for our moms to pick us up after the movie and I was walking on a big cement planter outside by the parking lot. I guess I wasn’t paying attention and I fell right off the planter onto the sidewalk. Fiance tried to help me up, but I was so embarrassed that I pulled him down onto the ground with me and refused to get up for a few minutes. And yes, my mom had arrived in time to see the whole thing happen. 11 years later, she still tells the story.

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: January 1991

My clothes won’t stay on at the beach for some reason, so all of my most embarrasing moments happen there.

I went to the beach with friends from college one year.  We were having a great time jumping in the waves, when suddenly I got taken out by one!  When I came up, my friend turned white and tried to talk, but couldn’t.  She could only point at me.  I was so confused.  A good 30 seconds later, I realized my bikini top was gone and I was flashing evvveryone… 

This summer, I went on vacation with DH’s family, including both of his sisters’ BF’s.  We were playing volleyball in the pool and when I jumped up to get the ball, my bikini bottoms fell down and I mooned one of the BFs.  I forgot about it, then jumped out to sit on the side later, and mooned EVERYONE.

So embarrassing…

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