(Closed) Shitting on your wedding day

posted 4 years ago in Dress
Post # 61
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Honestly, I grabbed my mom and we just flat out took my dress off. I sat on the commode in my strapless bra and panties, did my business, cleaned up and she helped me back into the dress.

Post # 62
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4515 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I have IBS and two of my triggers are stress and overheating. I took some preventative Immodium in the morning and right before dinner and made it through episode-free… not sure what I would’ve done otherwise, especially since half my bridal party were men. Maybe got my mom to help?

Post # 63
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268 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2016

I was also thinking what was going to happen with this! hopefully it just sticks to a schedule as per usual.. my one concern and something that keeps crossing my mind.. is WHAT IF i get my period on or around my wedding date? my expected period is of course smack dab in the middle of our wedding… ive been looking to see if there is anything to do about this and i really just dont know! lol thats my worries.. anybody else worried about this? :p 

Post # 64
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9964 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

I’m going to chug some pepto just in case pre-wedding.

Post # 65
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7199 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2015

juneberries:  LOL I was super worried about peeing cause I was wearing ALL THE SHAPEWEAR.  I generally poop in the morning after a cup of coffee so with a noon wedding I wasn’t too concerned. Turned out no poop that day. I didn’t even feel like I had to pee until we were driving home from the reception! I raaaaaan into the rental house. Thankfully my bridesmaids had left the sliding door into our room wiiiiide open (dorks). I would have been mad but I totally needed those extra seconds to avoid peeing all over myself. lol

Also…. giant trashbag with a slice cut in the bottom. Step into the slice, pull up, your whole skirt will come up with the bag. Tahdah!

Post # 66
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4036 posts
Honey bee

I also have IBS. I used Pepto Bismol. I also don’t drink alcohol, or eat spicey foods, so maybe that helped.

Peeing – with my MOB and Maid/Matron of Honor on each side, to hold up my gown, was bad enough. LOL!

Post # 67
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Buzzing bee

juneberries:  Girl, it was so weird, I was at my venue for 13 hours and I didn’t even PEE ONCE. I think I must have been dehydrated, it was very hot that day. I never thought about shitting… but as they say, shit happens! 

Post # 68
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

I had no urge to poop at all during my wedding.  I peed like 15 times while getting ready, and then didnt even feel an urge to do that either after my dress was on.  On the other hand, I barely had time to eat anything with 150 people to greet and so many things to do.  I drank tons of water, but was also sweating a lot from being outside at the ceremony and then dancing.  I didn’t drink alcohol aside from the champagne toast and a couple sips of a glass of wine.  (One of my groomsmen stole my glass of wine! and I seriously never had a chance to get another.  Plus I was so thirsty that I wanted water anyway.)  So I did not use the bathroom at all from about 4pm when my dress was put on until about 1am when we got back to the hotel.  Probably not healthy, but it was just one day, and I didnt even feel like I had to go.

Post # 69
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88 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: May 2016 - Rock Island Lake Club

I seriously just bought Align so I will be more regular and I can have a better idea of when I’ll need to go on my day…  Ha! I’m so glad others worry about this too!!!!

Post # 70
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66 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

juneberries:  LMAOOO OMG. So not only am I laughing hard as hell but I’m lactose intolerant. So in the ladies and men’s room I’m having baskets of lactaid available. We have an ice cream bar at our reception and I’m not skipping out on it. So to avoid buble guts and the runs I’m just going to take like 100 lactaid pills. If I had to take a dump at least I wouldn’t want it being from eating the ice cream at the reception. I usually poop in the morning after my protein shake and green tea and my ceremony isn’t until 4:30pm, hopefully I stay regular😂😂😂

Post # 71
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66 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

JenJennyJennifer:  I agree. This made my day and let me know I’m not the only one!

Post # 72
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515 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

Hahahaha totally feel you! It is my worst wear, hopefully if I happen to have to go it will be before the dress goes on! According to my P calendar, my wedding will be right in the middle of shark week! Ugh.. Still not sure how I am going to manage that… 

Post # 73
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1060 posts
Bumble bee

I get bathroom anxiety when I have to travel for work. In the back of my head I always think I’ll have to go and there won’t be a bathroom (stupid, I know).

What I do before trips, the night before I take 2 immodiums. 2 generally corks me up for a couple of days! HAH! 

 

Post # 74
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459 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

hahahaha amazing thread!

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