(Closed) Shitting on your wedding day

posted 6 years ago in Dress
Post # 76
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

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juneberries:  I love that you did not mince words with the title. 

 

Yes I am super concerned. I am wearing a coreset back mermaid gown so…. I am probably shit out of luck lol 

Maybe I will drink some 3 ballernia tea or something two days before and not have to poop for a week because my stomach is totally empty lol 

 

Post # 77
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

Lol my friend got married last August and she said she only peed like one time the entire day because she was so busy! I’m hoping this is the case for me….I just don’t want to have to deal!

Post # 78
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: July 2017

Lmao! Omg this thread.

I only poop once every 3-4 days or so. This sounds so horrible, but I hate to poop…so I just kind of don’t that often. Apparently I was like this ever since I was a toddler, lmao. My doctor hasn’t ever been worried about it, so I guess my butt is just used to it?

I’m just hoping my wedding doesn’t fall on that fourth day… then all hell will break loose. And it’ll be horrible. So freaking horrible.

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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

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juneberries:  LOL poop sweats. Unfortunately I can totally relate!! 

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Post # 82
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2016

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juneberries:  LMAO YES. It gets hot as crap and you just start sweating/Prarie dogging. That’d be terrible 😞

Post # 84
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2016

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juneberries:  LMAO you really have me at work cracking up! 

Post # 85
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2016 - St. John\'s Lutheran Church

I love this thread so much.

I only poop every other day, so I’m hoping we can just avoid the issue altogether. If I do need to, I’ll probably just shed the entire dress like a giant snakeskin and poop naked, which, as we all know, is the best way.

That being said, all these stories of not peeing for an entire day are giving me the heebly jeeblies. You’re all lucky to be alive.

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2017

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marriedtopizza:  “like a snakeskin” dead. ahahahahahaaha

Post # 88
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Helper bee

This thread just made me LOL. 

 

I am a morning and a nervous shitter. I think that I will have it all out by the time I put my dress haha

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