Post # 76
juneberries: I love that you did not mince words with the title.
Yes I am super concerned. I am wearing a coreset back mermaid gown so…. I am probably shit out of luck lol
Maybe I will drink some 3 ballernia tea or something two days before and not have to poop for a week because my stomach is totally empty lol
Post # 77
Lol my friend got married last August and she said she only peed like one time the entire day because she was so busy! I’m hoping this is the case for me….I just don’t want to have to deal!
Post # 78
Lmao! Omg this thread.
I only poop once every 3-4 days or so. This sounds so horrible, but I hate to poop…so I just kind of don’t that often. Apparently I was like this ever since I was a toddler, lmao. My doctor hasn’t ever been worried about it, so I guess my butt is just used to it?
I’m just hoping my wedding doesn’t fall on that fourth day… then all hell will break loose. And it’ll be horrible. So freaking horrible.
Post # 79
I keep thinking of the scene from bridesmaids!
No megan no!
its pouring out of me like hot lava!!
Youre doing it aren’t ya? You’re shitting in the street.
Im terrified I’ll get the poop sweats. You know, when you realize you gotta go and all the sudden you’re fighting with all your might to keep your sphincter closed and it’s like 100 degrees hotter in the room
Post # 80
juneberries: LOL poop sweats. Unfortunately I can totally relate!!
Post # 81
“Im terrified I’ll get the poop sweats. You know, when you realize you gotta go and all the sudden you’re fighting with all your might to keep your sphincter closed and it’s like 100 degrees hotter in the room”
I can’t stop laughing!!!! rofl!
Read more: http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/shitting-on-your-wedding-day/#ixzz44R3vIDQ4
Post # 82
juneberries: LMAO YES. It gets hot as crap and you just start sweating/Prarie dogging. That’d be terrible 😞
Post # 83
fit4life: then it disappears and you think you’re in the clear and then it’s back with vengeance
Post # 84
juneberries: LMAO you really have me at work cracking up!
Post # 85
- Wedding: May 2016 - St. John\'s Lutheran Church
I love this thread so much.
I only poop every other day, so I’m hoping we can just avoid the issue altogether. If I do need to, I’ll probably just shed the entire dress like a giant snakeskin and poop naked, which, as we all know, is the best way.
That being said, all these stories of not peeing for an entire day are giving me the heebly jeeblies. You’re all lucky to be alive.
Post # 86
marriedtopizza: “like a snakeskin” dead. ahahahahahaaha
Post # 87
marriedtopizza: lmfao a snake skin
Post # 88
This thread just made me LOL.
I am a morning and a nervous shitter. I think that I will have it all out by the time I put my dress haha