- 6 years ago
- Wedding: July 2012
Just a few wtf moments I’m laughing about today concerning my showers. For everyone’s enjoyment!
*My Granny (who isn’t coming to the wedding, mostly because the destination isn’t where she wants to go. She’d rather go to Hawaii, or Myrtle Beach she informed me. It’s in FL) told me she found very sexy lingerie for my shower present, but she didn’t get it. THANK YOU for not getting it. WTF? My family is super uptight about me living with Fiance so anything sexual is always totally inappropriate. FLAGGED INAPPROPRIATE, GRANNY!
*Dear Granny ALSO (different phone call) informed me that she went to Kohl’s and printed out my registry info. And wasn’t impressed with it, and DID I KNOW THAT NOTHING HAS BEEN PURCHASED FROM IT. No, I didn’t know, mostly because 1. I hate Kohl’s and only registered so my family who are not creative gift givers would have something to go by and 2. because I’m not stalking my registry and I’d rather be surprised (with things I don’t want from Kohl’s)
And I thought most people waited until they knew they were invited to go shop from your registry? Which leads me to………
*My stepsister has decided to throw me a shower in exactly 4 weeks. She decided this months ago. Still hasn’t sent out invitations. My dad told me, “I’m sure she will slack and put it off on someone else to do, you knowwww…” All innuendo like..meaning his wife, my step mother. Do I need to know this? This is not my fault, or responsibility. I don’t even like my family, so I’m totally ok with not having a shower with them! (none of them are coming to the wedding. It is an inconvenience. It was an inconvenience before it was a DW) I didn’t ask for a shower, dear step sister finally took the reins because NOONE else offered to do it. (MOH sister lives in another state, even though I’m not sure it would fall on her anyway?)
I just laugh at the things they say! If I get sexy stuff at my shower my 7 year old will roll her eyes and say “INAPPROPRIATE!!”
That’s just the shower with MY family..his family is super excited! That’s the shower I want to go to!