(Closed) sH*t my FI says that makes me smh

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
4695 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

He pointed out that I have a mustache once.  Undecided

Post # 4
134 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

one time I told him that I really liked the color of his eyes and he said “yours are…. kinda brown….”  what??

Post # 5
236 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

FI will leave empty milk cartons in the fridge…empty ice cream containers in the freezer, empty cookie bags in the cabinet, etc….

I just don’t understand it. And no matter  how many times I mention how ridiculous it is, he still does it.

Post # 6
60 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

My FI says all the time “look at that booty jiggle”. I know I’ve gained weight but don’t point it out. 

Post # 7
235 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

One time I told my FI that I felt pudgy. He gave me a big squeeze and said “I love your pudge!” and from then on, his nickname for me has been “Pudge”  or “Pudgy” :p It doesn’t bother me but he could have come up with something a bit sexier xD  It’s okay though, because my nickname for him is worse haha!

Post # 8
563 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

@hopefullbeee My FI does the same thing! Ughhh…


He also is an evaporator. You know.. his boots and belt at the door and his clothes in a pile.. looks like he disappeared into thin air. I trip over his clothes quite often o_O

Post # 9
4282 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

DH says things sometimes that definitely leave me shaking my head – last weekend he had his head in my lap and I guess my stomach gurgled or something because he smiled and said that I sounded like an old boat – you know, like the old woodens that you can hear creaking in the harbor?

Great – every woman wants to be compared to an old, creaky boat.

Post # 10
544 posts
Busy bee

@FutureMrsW2013:  HAHA! Recently, I was talking about how I need to get back to working out and tone up a bit, and my SO said, “Why? Your jiggly butt brings all the boys to the yard.”

Also, he recently told me my head was kind of bigger than average.

I just cracked up. If you can’t make fun of yourself, life isn’t as fun!

Post # 11
485 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

I had a ex-BF once that asked “is there any pattern or regularity to when you shave your legs?”


notice I said “ex”.

Post # 12
476 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

I like when by FI says he “cleaned” something. Example from this morning: While eating breakfast he told he (with a smile) that he cleaned and ran the dishwasher. After breakfast I noticed the sink was still full of dishes from last night so I asked if the dishwasher was full and he said yes, he had put some dishes in it. It was already half full from when I loaded it the day before. I always fully wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher to ‘sanitize’ them. Well finally the dishwasher finished and I opened it to find it still only half full. Ugh. So, I explained to him that his attempt at helping clean was nice but really it just made more work for me since I have to unload and load it again. 

He also leaves piles of clothes in the bathroom, bedroom, and hallway in front of the laundry room. This is also his attempt at “helping clean.”

I’m young but when it comes to housework I tell him I’m very old school and that it’s a woman job. Whether I believe this or not, it helps my sanity when I’m trying to get him to NOT help clean haha

Post # 13
342 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

My guy will smack my butt a little and say, “it jiggles, it wiggles…” Lol

Post # 14
1926 posts
Buzzing bee

I’m in Germany on study abroad and I’m sick; we Skyped this morning and the first thing he says is, “You look puffy!”. Gee, thanks. I don’t feel bad enough. 

Post # 15
1342 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

My FI and I went into Lane Bryant once (Plus size store, I am a plus-size gal) and he took a look around and completely earnestly said “Is this a big and tall store???”  He didn’t mean anything by it, but I could have died.  

Post # 16
3376 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

I once mentioned to FI that I’ve been working really hard to get back into shape. He said, “Why? you’re not fat.” I said, “I know I’m not fat, I’m just out of shape.” 

His response? “You just have a little extra to hold on to.”.

Thanks babe.  

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