(Closed) sH*t my FI says that makes me smh

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 47
2305 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2016

He has a habit of pointing out my ‘mustache’. It’s just peach fuzz, and I pretend it’s not there and no one else can see it, but he for some reason doesn’t understand that.

He also woke me up one morning to tell me that the pimple on my forehead grew over night. =/


Oh and I don’t like shaving my legs (i’m almost 6 feet and I’m all legs. it takes forever!) and once he asked me if I was in a leg hair growing contest with myself. 

And then another time, he was sitting, looking at the fish in our tank and he looks back at me and goes “you and this goldfish are the same color!” He meant my hair color, which was red, not orange!

Boys are weird. 

Post # 48
3063 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

Last Saturday I was at the ER for over 10 hours and I was there alone for 4.5 of those hours. I had to get IV, blood drawn, cat scanned, urniary tests, all kinds of things and was exhausted and complaining about how long I had been there. So we’re sitting there and I had been there around 7 hours at this point and him merely 2.5 hours and he says, “I think this might be worse for me, since I am not the one being treated.”… lol

Post # 49
1170 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

I love my Fiance to pieces. He is sweet and we rarely fight. So one night Im telling him this story about one of my friends and her man troubles. I describe everything in great detail. He says to me, get to it already, what is the point. He said its like pulling teeth, because you have to describe everything to me.

So Im like why do you put up with me, he said cause and I quote the sex is great and though I know the who when where and what with my buddies in less than five minutes they arent sexy enough to sleep with.

I just fell over laughing.

Post # 50
4953 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2018

“Baby, what kind of medicine do you take for a cold?”


Uhh…. cold medicine…?

Post # 51
496 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Fi said today that if I kept up the good work and kept losing weight, then I could get rid of my moredan stomach. When I asked what that was, he said it was when your stomach sticks out more than your chest.  SMH.

Post # 52
1462 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

My Fiance thinks my white hair is beautiful and doesnt think I should color it. He said he wants us to be like the old couples he sees holding hands walking through the park. My hair has been turning white since I was 28 and I am still coloring it at 48. I tried to explain to him that on men it is sexy but on me I look old (my thoughts). If I dont color it they will ask him who is the old lady he is with.HAHAHAHA just kidding  He just says I am something else. I told him when I become a grandmother I will not color my hair anymore (yeah right).

Post # 53
2522 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

I got some new boots.

SO saw them and said, “WOW! Those are such cool boots! Very sexy! They look like boots you wear to ride horses!”

Me: “Thank you! I’m glad you like them so much!”

Him: “Yeah! Now all you need is just a little horse doo-doo on them and…”

Me: “What the fuck. Shut up. You ruined the moment.”


Post # 54
56 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

We were going out and I had spent about an hour getting ready (I usually take about 5 minutes). I come out of the bedroom all va va voom and he looks at me and says…”Oh, I like your belt!” Thanks babe.

Post # 55
24 posts
  • Wedding: June 2013

My Fiance calls me Fot Cow or Fot Seal.  Not FAT (as in, health risk fat) but FOT (because I like to eat).  He also likes to make up songs about how wonderful his weiner is. 😛

Post # 56
56 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Oh another gem… When we first started wedding planning I asked him

“What colours do you like for a wedding?”

“Green and yellow are nice.”

“Great! Those are lovely colours. What would you pick for your tie?”



“Blue is lovely, but I thought you liked green and yellow?”

“Well yeah but I don’t want to match the wedding!”


I told him it was a wedding and not a rainbow…

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